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Washington

Washington Post Article
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... the Washington Post has once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. I thought they were VERY funny. This year's winners: Not sure which year it's from but comical never the less'

1. Bozone (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

2. Cashtration (n.) The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

3. Giraffiti Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

4. Sarchasm The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

5. Inoculatte (v) To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

6. Hipatitis Terminal coolness.

7. Osteopornosis A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

8. Karmageddon It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

9.Decafalon (n.) The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

10. Glibido (v) All talk and no action.

11. Dopeler effect The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

12. Arachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

14. Caterpallor (n.) The colour you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the literature:

Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an areshole.