[mOiOz]

VISITING THE HOLY LAND

A Scotsman, planning a trip to the Holy Land, was aghast when he found out it would cost eighty dollars an hour to rent a boat on the Sea of Galilee.

"Hoot mon", he said, "in Scotland it wouldna ha been more than $20.
"That might be true", said the travel agent, "but you have to take into account that the Sea of Galilee is water on which our Lord himself walked".

"Well", said the Scotsman, "at $80/hour for a boat, it's no wonder he walked".

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

VISITING THE HOLY LAND

A Scotsman, planning a trip to the Holy Land, was aghast when he found out it would cost eighty dollars an hour to rent a boat on the Sea of Galilee.

"Hoot mon", he said, "in Scotland it wouldna ha been more than $20.
"That might be true", said the travel agent, "but you have to take into account that the Sea of Galilee is water on which our Lord himself walked".

"Well", said the Scotsman, "at $80/hour for a boat, it's no wonder he walked".

Lol, I would have also walked on water at that price! Hahaha

 

[Chook03]

VISITING THE HOLY LAND

A Scotsman, planning a trip to the Holy Land, was aghast when he found out it would cost eighty dollars an hour to rent a boat on the Sea of Galilee.

"Hoot mon", he said, "in Scotland it wouldna ha been more than $20.
"That might be true", said the travel agent, "but you have to take into account that the Sea of Galilee is water on which our Lord himself walked".

"Well", said the Scotsman, "at $80/hour for a boat, it's no wonder he walked".

Excellent!!

 

[Dennis]

Many people say a Scotsman has short arms and longer pockets,

 

[Chook03]

Typical Scotsman!