As any Aussie would know, two supermarket giants dominate the market: Coles and Woolworths (don’t worry, ALDI fans! We didn’t forget you either – here’s your shout-out).

There’s no denying that both have their charm, but it’s also evident that people tend to develop a favourite between the two. When factoring in the price points, proximity, and the overall atmosphere, which supermarket reigns supreme?

Well, two popular comedians from South Australia have taken the age-old question one step further with a recent TikTok video… The result? An entertaining couple of minutes that has left over 2.4 million users in stitches.

South Australian brothers Lachlan and Jaxon Fairbairn rose to fame thanks to their podcast Fair Enough, featuring comedy skits about various topics. But it’s their recent clip about Woolworths and Coles that has floored many.

Are you team Coles or Woolies? Source: @Kooee Snacks​

In the video, the two siblings end up taking jabs at each other throughout the entirety of the feud – because what fun would it be otherwise?

Lachlan is a loyal Woolies foot soldier, jokingly referring to the store as the ‘Great Green Palace of Woolworths’ and listing the colour of its logo, advertising jingle, and iconic mud cakes as the reasons why he prefers the supermarket.

Jaxon, on the other hand, prefers Coles and repeatedly demands his brother to ‘take that back’ when he makes scathing comments about his favourite supermarket.

The skit has taken TikTok by storm, with thousands weighing in on the debate with even funnier comments.

‘Woolies is the best. When I started shopping there, I became a better version of myself.’ one dramatically claimed.

‘Coles has the “cow buttons” that go moo!’ another chimed.

‘Honestly, Woolies is just more pleasing to the eyes. Sorry, Coles.’ said a third, while a fourth agreed: ‘I don’t trust ANYONE who shops at Coles.’

‘Coles because their stores are way easier to steal from.’ another joked… We think…

‘Coles’ cookies are superior!’ a sixth said.

A puzzled foreigner jumped in on the discussion, writing: ‘I have no idea where either of these places are but I’m on Woolies side.’

Warning: This video contains strong language. If this makes you uncomfortable, we highly recommend reading the transcript below instead.

Source: @lachlanfairbairn​

The full transcript of the Woolworths vs Coles debate by the Lachlan brothers

Jaxon: 'Hey Lachlan, can you come help bring some groceries in?'

Lachlan: 'Oh nice… You go to Woolies?'

Jaxon: 'What?

Lachlan: 'You’re kidding me?'

Jaxon: 'What?'

Lachlan: 'Why the f*** did you shop at Coles?'

Jaxon: 'Are you kidding me?'

Lachlan: 'You shop at Coles?!'

Jaxon: 'Yes! How did you not know that?'

Lachlan: 'Oh my god, what?'

Jaxon: 'I’ve always shopped at Coles.'

The two brothers squabbled about which supermarket is superior. Source: @lachlanfairbairn​

Lachlan: 'Oh, what? Jax, that’s f***ed.'

Jaxon: 'What’s wrong with Coles?'

Lachlan: 'What’s wrong with Coles? It’s like a cattle shed in there – it’s like a barnyard. '

Jaxon: 'It is not…'

Lachlan: 'Last time I was in there, someone barked at me.'

Jaxon: 'That’s just Gumption. He’ll bark at you, you just got to ignore him.'

Lachlan: 'What’s his name?'

Jaxon: 'Coles has decent prices and even decent-er bargains.'

Lachlan: 'Those are the same thing.'

Jaxon: 'Coles has banging tiramisu.'

Lachlan: 'Woolies has a banging mud cake.'

Which dessert is better? Source: Woolworths, Coles​

Jaxon: 'That’s a f***ing lie and you know it.'

Lachlan: 'Woolies is cleaner.'

Jaxon: 'Coles is red, which makes them faster.'

Lachlan: 'Woolies is green, green’s better than red. Means go.'

Jaxon: 'Coles has fewer letters.'

Lachlan: 'Woolies has more letters.'

Jaxon: 'F***, you got me there.'

Lachlan: 'We’ve got Everyday Rewards.'

Jaxon: 'FlyBuys s***s on Everyday Rewards and you are f***ing well aware of it.'

The loyalty cards of Coles and Woolworths. Source: Yahoo! News​

Lachlan: 'Why is it all about saving money with you?'

Jaxon: 'Coles has that nut scoop thing where you can scoop your own nuts.'

Lachlan: 'That’s animalistic.'

Jaxon: 'It’s convenient.'

Lachlan: 'It’s like a warehouse in there.'

Jaxon: 'It’s open.

Lachlan: 'Their cookies could never be Woolies cookies. Never.'

Jaxon: 'Take that back. Coles cookies slap, motherf***er.'

Lachlan: 'Woolies is like shopping at the airport and Coles is like shopping at Bunnings for milk.'

Jaxon: 'Oh since when did you become too good for a good discount?'

Lachlan: 'I love the discount from the Great Green Palace of Woolworths.'

Jaxon: 'You have those w***ery “That’s why we pick Woolies” ads, whereas we have the decent down-to-the-point “Down down, the prices are down” ads.'

Lachlan: 'You’d need a song to appeal to the lowest common denominator.'

Jaxon: 'You have a song too.'

Lachlan: 'And it has all the class that “Prices are down” doesn’t.'

Jaxon: 'You take that back.'

What are your thoughts about the Fairbairn brothers’ skit? Better yet, which supermarket is superior? Let us know in the comments which side you’re on!

 

[Ricci]

What a load of rubbish, everyone knows it goes Aldi, Woolies then Coles!!!

 

[Thecheesequeen]

That skit isn’t even funny.

 

[Defiant540]

What a load of rubbish, everyone knows it goes Aldi, Woolies then Coles!!!

wish I had Aldi

 

[Suzanne rose]

To be honest I shop from both and I find they are pretty equal except we prefer the coles instore bread rolls.
Both stores have these triangle rolls that my hubby loves and everything I give him one from woollies knows . He doesn't like the woolworths ones.

The flybuy rewards are so much better , you build rewards dollars so much quicker

I wished aldi would add online shopping

 

[adorableagnes]

As any Aussie would know, two supermarket giants dominate the market: Coles and Woolworths (don’t worry, ALDI fans! We didn’t forget you either – here’s your shout-out).

There’s no denying that both have their charm, but it’s also evident that people tend to develop a favourite between the two. When factoring in the price points, proximity, and the overall atmosphere, which supermarket reigns supreme?

Well, two popular comedians from South Australia have taken the age-old question one step further with a recent TikTok video… The result? An entertaining couple of minutes that has left over 2.4 million users in stitches.

South Australian brothers Lachlan and Jaxon Fairbairn rose to fame thanks to their podcast Fair Enough, featuring comedy skits about various topics. But it’s their recent clip about Woolworths and Coles that has floored many.

Are you team Coles or Woolies? Source: @Kooee Snacks​

In the video, the two siblings end up taking jabs at each other throughout the entirety of the feud – because what fun would it be otherwise?

Lachlan is a loyal Woolies foot soldier, jokingly referring to the store as the ‘Great Green Palace of Woolworths’ and listing the colour of its logo, advertising jingle, and iconic mud cakes as the reasons why he prefers the supermarket.

Jaxon, on the other hand, prefers Coles and repeatedly demands his brother to ‘take that back’ when he makes scathing comments about his favourite supermarket.

The skit has taken TikTok by storm, with thousands weighing in on the debate with even funnier comments.

‘Woolies is the best. When I started shopping there, I became a better version of myself.’ one dramatically claimed.

‘Coles has the “cow buttons” that go moo!’ another chimed.

‘Honestly, Woolies is just more pleasing to the eyes. Sorry, Coles.’ said a third, while a fourth agreed: ‘I don’t trust ANYONE who shops at Coles.’

‘Coles because their stores are way easier to steal from.’ another joked… We think…

‘Coles’ cookies are superior!’ a sixth said.

A puzzled foreigner jumped in on the discussion, writing: ‘I have no idea where either of these places are but I’m on Woolies side.’

Warning: This video contains strong language. If this makes you uncomfortable, we highly recommend reading the transcript below instead.

Source: @lachlanfairbairn​

The full transcript of the Woolworths vs Coles debate by the Lachlan brothers

Jaxon: 'Hey Lachlan, can you come help bring some groceries in?'

Lachlan: 'Oh nice… You go to Woolies?'

Jaxon: 'What?

Lachlan: 'You’re kidding me?'

Jaxon: 'What?'

Lachlan: 'Why the f*** did you shop at Coles?'

Jaxon: 'Are you kidding me?'

Lachlan: 'You shop at Coles?!'

Jaxon: 'Yes! How did you not know that?'

Lachlan: 'Oh my god, what?'

Jaxon: 'I’ve always shopped at Coles.'

The two brothers squabbled about which supermarket is superior. Source: @lachlanfairbairn​

Lachlan: 'Oh, what? Jax, that’s f***ed.'

Jaxon: 'What’s wrong with Coles?'

Lachlan: 'What’s wrong with Coles? It’s like a cattle shed in there – it’s like a barnyard. '

Jaxon: 'It is not…'

Lachlan: 'Last time I was in there, someone barked at me.'

Jaxon: 'That’s just Gumption. He’ll bark at you, you just got to ignore him.'

Lachlan: 'What’s his name?'

Jaxon: 'Coles has decent prices and even decent-er bargains.'

Lachlan: 'Those are the same thing.'

Jaxon: 'Coles has banging tiramisu.'

Lachlan: 'Woolies has a banging mud cake.'

Which dessert is better? Source: Woolworths, Coles​

Jaxon: 'That’s a f***ing lie and you know it.'

Lachlan: 'Woolies is cleaner.'

Jaxon: 'Coles is red, which makes them faster.'

Lachlan: 'Woolies is green, green’s better than red. Means go.'

Jaxon: 'Coles has fewer letters.'

Lachlan: 'Woolies has more letters.'

Jaxon: 'F***, you got me there.'

Lachlan: 'We’ve got Everyday Rewards.'

Jaxon: 'FlyBuys s***s on Everyday Rewards and you are f***ing well aware of it.'

The loyalty cards of Coles and Woolworths. Source: Yahoo! News​

Lachlan: 'Why is it all about saving money with you?'

Jaxon: 'Coles has that nut scoop thing where you can scoop your own nuts.'

Lachlan: 'That’s animalistic.'

Jaxon: 'It’s convenient.'

Lachlan: 'It’s like a warehouse in there.'

Jaxon: 'It’s open.

Lachlan: 'Their cookies could never be Woolies cookies. Never.'

Jaxon: 'Take that back. Coles cookies slap, motherf***er.'

Lachlan: 'Woolies is like shopping at the airport and Coles is like shopping at Bunnings for milk.'

Jaxon: 'Oh since when did you become too good for a good discount?'

Lachlan: 'I love the discount from the Great Green Palace of Woolworths.'

Jaxon: 'You have those w***ery “That’s why we pick Woolies” ads, whereas we have the decent down-to-the-point “Down down, the prices are down” ads.'

Lachlan: 'You’d need a song to appeal to the lowest common denominator.'

Jaxon: 'You have a song too.'

Lachlan: 'And it has all the class that “Prices are down” doesn’t.'

Jaxon: 'You take that back.'

What are your thoughts about the Fairbairn brothers’ skit? Better yet, which supermarket is superior? Let us know in the comments which side you’re on!

The skit is not even funny and everyone knows its Aldi, Coles, IGA, Woolies

 

[Macarj]

Personally I can't tell the difference between Woolworths or Coles

 

[Izzabel]

That skit isn’t even funny.

I agree. Didn't even crack a smile.

 

[lozat54]

As any Aussie would know, two supermarket giants dominate the market: Coles and Woolworths (don’t worry, ALDI fans! We didn’t forget you either – here’s your shout-out).

There’s no denying that both have their charm, but it’s also evident that people tend to develop a favourite between the two. When factoring in the price points, proximity, and the overall atmosphere, which supermarket reigns supreme?

Well, two popular comedians from South Australia have taken the age-old question one step further with a recent TikTok video… The result? An entertaining couple of minutes that has left over 2.4 million users in stitches.

South Australian brothers Lachlan and Jaxon Fairbairn rose to fame thanks to their podcast Fair Enough, featuring comedy skits about various topics. But it’s their recent clip about Woolworths and Coles that has floored many.

Are you team Coles or Woolies? Source: @Kooee Snacks​

In the video, the two siblings end up taking jabs at each other throughout the entirety of the feud – because what fun would it be otherwise?

Lachlan is a loyal Woolies foot soldier, jokingly referring to the store as the ‘Great Green Palace of Woolworths’ and listing the colour of its logo, advertising jingle, and iconic mud cakes as the reasons why he prefers the supermarket.

Jaxon, on the other hand, prefers Coles and repeatedly demands his brother to ‘take that back’ when he makes scathing comments about his favourite supermarket.

The skit has taken TikTok by storm, with thousands weighing in on the debate with even funnier comments.

‘Woolies is the best. When I started shopping there, I became a better version of myself.’ one dramatically claimed.

‘Coles has the “cow buttons” that go moo!’ another chimed.

‘Honestly, Woolies is just more pleasing to the eyes. Sorry, Coles.’ said a third, while a fourth agreed: ‘I don’t trust ANYONE who shops at Coles.’

‘Coles because their stores are way easier to steal from.’ another joked… We think…

‘Coles’ cookies are superior!’ a sixth said.

A puzzled foreigner jumped in on the discussion, writing: ‘I have no idea where either of these places are but I’m on Woolies side.’

Warning: This video contains strong language. If this makes you uncomfortable, we highly recommend reading the transcript below instead.

Source: @lachlanfairbairn​

The full transcript of the Woolworths vs Coles debate by the Lachlan brothers

Jaxon: 'Hey Lachlan, can you come help bring some groceries in?'

Lachlan: 'Oh nice… You go to Woolies?'

Jaxon: 'What?

Lachlan: 'You’re kidding me?'

Jaxon: 'What?'

Lachlan: 'Why the f*** did you shop at Coles?'

Jaxon: 'Are you kidding me?'

Lachlan: 'You shop at Coles?!'

Jaxon: 'Yes! How did you not know that?'

Lachlan: 'Oh my god, what?'

Jaxon: 'I’ve always shopped at Coles.'

The two brothers squabbled about which supermarket is superior. Source: @lachlanfairbairn​

Lachlan: 'Oh, what? Jax, that’s f***ed.'

Jaxon: 'What’s wrong with Coles?'

Lachlan: 'What’s wrong with Coles? It’s like a cattle shed in there – it’s like a barnyard. '

Jaxon: 'It is not…'

Lachlan: 'Last time I was in there, someone barked at me.'

Jaxon: 'That’s just Gumption. He’ll bark at you, you just got to ignore him.'

Lachlan: 'What’s his name?'

Jaxon: 'Coles has decent prices and even decent-er bargains.'

Lachlan: 'Those are the same thing.'

Jaxon: 'Coles has banging tiramisu.'

Lachlan: 'Woolies has a banging mud cake.'

Which dessert is better? Source: Woolworths, Coles​

Jaxon: 'That’s a f***ing lie and you know it.'

Lachlan: 'Woolies is cleaner.'

Jaxon: 'Coles is red, which makes them faster.'

Lachlan: 'Woolies is green, green’s better than red. Means go.'

Jaxon: 'Coles has fewer letters.'

Lachlan: 'Woolies has more letters.'

Jaxon: 'F***, you got me there.'

Lachlan: 'We’ve got Everyday Rewards.'

Jaxon: 'FlyBuys s***s on Everyday Rewards and you are f***ing well aware of it.'

The loyalty cards of Coles and Woolworths. Source: Yahoo! News​

Lachlan: 'Why is it all about saving money with you?'

Jaxon: 'Coles has that nut scoop thing where you can scoop your own nuts.'

Lachlan: 'That’s animalistic.'

Jaxon: 'It’s convenient.'

Lachlan: 'It’s like a warehouse in there.'

Jaxon: 'It’s open.

Lachlan: 'Their cookies could never be Woolies cookies. Never.'

Jaxon: 'Take that back. Coles cookies slap, motherf***er.'

Lachlan: 'Woolies is like shopping at the airport and Coles is like shopping at Bunnings for milk.'

Jaxon: 'Oh since when did you become too good for a good discount?'

Lachlan: 'I love the discount from the Great Green Palace of Woolworths.'

Jaxon: 'You have those w***ery “That’s why we pick Woolies” ads, whereas we have the decent down-to-the-point “Down down, the prices are down” ads.'

Lachlan: 'You’d need a song to appeal to the lowest common denominator.'

Jaxon: 'You have a song too.'

Lachlan: 'And it has all the class that “Prices are down” doesn’t.'

Jaxon: 'You take that back.'

What are your thoughts about the Fairbairn brothers’ skit? Better yet, which supermarket is superior? Let us know in the comments which side you’re on!

Neither…Aldi is

 

[Ezzy]

I personally can't tell the difference. Guess a lot depends on which stores are available in your area & distance to travel. Surveys done occasionally by a t.v. station show the prices to be on par.

 

[Vertho]

I personally always shop at Woolworths because I can find all the items I require. There are times when said items are not available anymore and that could be due to overseas suppliers no longer making the item and that is not Woolies fault. Woolies is more ordered in its layouts, and I love the fact that there are far more international products available. When it comes to fresh foods, I prefer Woolies meats but must admit that Coles more often will have fresher vegetables and fruit, but overall, for pricing, they are both much the same and the service in Woolworths is excellent. With Woolworths 'Rewards' card you can save on groceries and get money off your Christmas shopping and petrol. I know Flybys are good too, but they take too long to mount to a decent amount to anything worthwhile from their shop. Both have their good and bad sides, so simply shop in the supermarket that makes you content with your shopping experience and be happy with that.

 

[Vertho]

I agree. Didn't even crack a smile.

I agree too. I found it to be an attack on the senses by one brother yelling all the time and the disgusting constant use of the "F" word. Why don't people learn that it doesn't make a person sound like a big person by using constant vulgarities. I have never used the word, nor the "C" word because I have too much respect for myself. Men, if they want to swear, then do so among yourselves and not in front of women and children (although today many women have mouths like sewer rats and should take a good look at themselves). No, I didn't find it funny in the least.

 

[Ezzy]

I agree too. I found it to be an attack on the senses by one brother yelling all the time and the disgusting constant use of the "F" word. Why don't people learn that it doesn't make a person sound like a big person by using constant vulgarities. I have never used the word, nor the "C" word because I have too much respect for myself. Men, if they want to swear, then do so among yourselves and not in front of women and children (although today many women have mouths like sewer rats and should take a good look at themselves). No, I didn't find it funny in the least.

In primary school someone had written this type of language on a note that went astray ending up in the teacher's hands. My Teacher said, 'This person has a mind like a sewer'.

Unfortunately for our young people, this language has crept into many of the coloured movies, not present in the black & whites.
I wonder how the actors feel about having to utter such words as a part in their acting? I would hope this makes them uncomfortable.

Some may feel that using this type of language has the same effect as a dog barking to put fear into someone?