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Vicar and the Parrot
A vicar went into a pet shop to buy something that would
keep him company.
“I’ve got just what you need,” said the pet shop owner. “Take
a look at this parrot. Not only does it talk but if you pull the
string on his left leg he’ll sing ‘Rock of Ages’ and if you pull
the string on his right leg, he’ll recite the Lord’s Prayer.”
“That is truly remarkable,” exclaimed the vicar, “but what
happens if I pull both strings at the same time?”
“I fall off my bloody perch, you wanker,” screeched the parrot.
