[BruceAnderson]

Viagra​

There’s a new Viagra pill available to put in your hot drinks. It doesn’t improve your sex life, but it does stop your biscuits going limp when you dunk them in your tea or coffee

 

[Bill MacL]

Nothing worse than a limp whisker biscuit.

 

[bodusmobile47]

Just what I need a stiff biscuit

 

[thomas]

Just what I need a stiff biscuit

don't you just hate it when they break off just as you get them to your mouth and they drop back into the cup and splash all over

 

[Dennis]

No use to me I do not dunk my biscuits.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What time is it when you see a crocodile? Time to run.

 

[drambuie69]

When growing up one of my favourite biscuits were the Arnotts ginger nut, when the company was still Australian. They were as hard as a brick and the best way of eating them was to lay them on top of a glass of milk, they would float and as the milk was absorbed they would sink a little deeper into the milk. You would have to act quickly and take them out and pop them into your mouth and they would break up. You would get that lovely ginger taste with the milk. With the Yanks buying Arnotts and changing the recipe the biscuit is a quarter of the size, pale colour, artificial taste and when you open the packet you are lucky if you get 2/3 that are not broken...so if you want a 'stiff biscuit' don't buy any that are made by Yanks... good luck.

 

[Andrew]

There's a pill that you put in your shoe. That also makes you limp.

 

[Teddy is my boy]

Just be careful your viagra doesn’t stick in your throat or you will get a stiff neck

 

[Crestwood96]

So that's why my husband has a stiff neck