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Viagra

An old man goes to a drugstore to buy some Viagra 'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'


' I can cut them for you ' said the pharmacist ' but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '

' I am 96 ' said the old man. ' I don't want an erection.

I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on me slippers. '
 
Penalty of growing old.
 
I used to want to be a boy when young, but this has really put me off that idea. Haha.
 
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Viagra

An old man goes to a drugstore to buy some Viagra 'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'


' I can cut them for you ' said the pharmacist ' but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '

' I am 96 ' said the old man. ' I don't want an erection.

I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on me slippers. '
Shrinkage?
 
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I do like that one, had me cracking up. Good one.
 
Viagra

An old man goes to a drugstore to buy some Viagra 'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'


' I can cut them for you ' said the pharmacist ' but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '

' I am 96 ' said the old man. ' I don't want an erection.

I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on me slippers. '
Lol what a good solution to not wet yourself while standing and piddling Hahaha
 
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Thank God I am a woman I have a hubby that’s 74 one year older than me so I know what yo talking about
 
I always use a pepper shaker when I go to the toilet When he sneezes I grab him 🥴
 
Thank God I am a woman I have a hubby that’s 74 one year older than me so I know what yo talking about
Lol especially on cold day he shrinks so much you can hardly find him Hahaha
 
I know exactly how he feels, and I'm alot younger than the old man,
 
Viagra

An old man goes to a drugstore to buy some Viagra 'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'


' I can cut them for you ' said the pharmacist ' but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '

' I am 96 ' said the old man. ' I don't want an erection.

I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on me slippers. '
You know they use Viagra in nursing homes - its stops blokes rolling out of bed...🤣🤣
 
You know they use Viagra in nursing homes - its stops blokes rolling out of bed...🤣🤣
Now they put Viagra in eye drops - so you have a good hard look at yourself :LOL::LOL:
 

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