[Luckyus]

Viagra​

An old man goes to a drugstore to buy some Viagra 'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'


' I can cut them for you ' said the pharmacist ' but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '

' I am 96 ' said the old man. ' I don't want an erection.

I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on me slippers. '

 

[Dennis]

Penalty of growing old.

 

[Mindygirl12022]

I used to want to be a boy when young, but this has really put me off that idea. Haha.

 

[Gazman]

Viagra​

An old man goes to a drugstore to buy some Viagra 'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'


' I can cut them for you ' said the pharmacist ' but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '

' I am 96 ' said the old man. ' I don't want an erection.

I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on me slippers. '

Shrinkage?

 

[Mistydolphin1]

I do like that one, had me cracking up. Good one.

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Viagra​

An old man goes to a drugstore to buy some Viagra 'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'


' I can cut them for you ' said the pharmacist ' but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '

' I am 96 ' said the old man. ' I don't want an erection.

I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on me slippers. '

Lol what a good solution to not wet yourself while standing and piddling Hahaha

 

[Nanna@Goulburn]

Thank God I am a woman I have a hubby that’s 74 one year older than me so I know what yo talking about

 

[John Lalor]

I always use a pepper shaker when I go to the toilet When he sneezes I grab him

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Thank God I am a woman I have a hubby that’s 74 one year older than me so I know what yo talking about

Lol especially on cold day he shrinks so much you can hardly find him Hahaha

 

[RobertGH]

I know exactly how he feels, and I'm alot younger than the old man,

 

[changedmind]

Viagra​

An old man goes to a drugstore to buy some Viagra 'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'


' I can cut them for you ' said the pharmacist ' but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '

' I am 96 ' said the old man. ' I don't want an erection.

I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on me slippers. '

You know they use Viagra in nursing homes - its stops blokes rolling out of bed...

 

[changedmind]

You know they use Viagra in nursing homes - its stops blokes rolling out of bed...

Now they put Viagra in eye drops - so you have a good hard look at yourself