[Mikev]

Valentine’s Love ​

My wife sent me a sweet text that read:
“If you're sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you're laughing, send me your smile.
If you're crying, send me your tears.
I love you!”

I replied,
“I'm on the toilet, please advise…”

 

[UruauP]

Cracker.

 

[Mrtnst]

How long do you think she'll be staying with her mother?

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What breaks when you It? Silence.

 

[Mikev]

Thank you

 

[Ivory]

Is the wife by any chance the girlfriend you had mentioned previously? If yes I’m pleased to see you keeping things serious.

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