[mOiOz]

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[Jarred Santos]

'Baa, baa, black sheep
Have you any weed?'

 

[mOiOz]

'Baa, baa, black sheep
Have you any weed?'

Yes sir, yes sir,
I do indeed.
One for the missus
and one will be mine,
And one for you officer
when scrapping my fine.

 

[harmonymatters]

Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was black as soot
and everywhere that Lambie went
Its sooty foot it put.

 

[Dougal]

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Mary had a little lamb
The midwife was astounded

 

[Ruffels]

Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet.
her pants were all tattered and torn
it wasn’t a spider
that sat down be her
It was Little Boy Blue
and his horn

 

[Emmy Im12]

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[mOiOz]

Is that your age...?

 

[Ringdragon]

Mary had a little lamb
The midwife was astounded

So her father went and shot the shepherd.

 

[Ringdragon]

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Mary had a little Lamb her Father shot it dead. So now it goes to school with her between two lumps of Bread.
Jack and Jill went up the hill for a bit of Hanky Panky. Jill came down with $50, it must have been a Yanky.

 

[Joyem]

Mary had a little pig
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up
She shot the little B.....D

 

[Jest]

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this is hilarious. thankyou for the giggle.

 

[Joyem]

I saw that on sign outside Winton's butcher shop a few years ago. We took a photo of it, so we could show our friends.

 

[PepeLePew]

My dad told us kids this one nigh on 60yrs ago, just a tad disgusting but has stayed with me ever since.

Mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to go.
It followed her to school one day and shit upon the floor
Mary had to lick it up and spit it out the door.

 

[John Lalor]

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up the clock The clock struck one and the other two escaped with minor injuries