Mary had a little pig
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up
She shot the little B.....D
 
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I saw that on sign outside Winton's butcher shop a few years ago. We took a photo of it, so we could show our friends.
 
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My dad told us kids this one nigh on 60yrs ago, just a tad disgusting but has stayed with me ever since.

Mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to go.
It followed her to school one day and shit upon the floor
Mary had to lick it up and spit it out the door.
 

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