[Luckyus]

Unreal Porn​

I was watching porn with the missus and she complained “This is so unrealistic.”

I said, “Just because you’re unwilling to try new things, doesn’t mean everyone’s that frigid.”

“Not that,” she explained, “It’s just the plumbers that come to our house have tiny cocks.”

 

[Jake54]

That's funny. I wanted to say that their snotty melodramas are even worse and more absurd than porn. I need to memorize your joke. I'm actually a big fan of porn. Especially categories with MILFs. They are so hot. Especially when there is at least some kind of plot, even if it's about a plumber. It always adds a special flavor and a little bit of realism.