Unlock the secrets to self-pleasure for a perfect night in!

Whether you're single, in a long-distance relationship, or simply looking to add some extra sparkle to your solo time*, self-pleasure* is a delightful way to honour your needs and desires*.

This year, unlock the secrets to self-pleasure* and explore how sex toys* can enhance your personal celebration of love*.



Self-pleasure* is not just about physical gratification*; it's a form of self-care that nurtures your emotional well-being*.

It's a chance to connect with your body*, understand your desires*, and give yourself the love and attention you deserve*.


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Girls Get Off is changing the game of self-pleasure. Image source: Girls Get Off.


Whether you're a newcomer to the world of sex toys* or a seasoned enthusiast, today is the perfect day to indulge in a new gadget that caters to your body*.

In the realm of adult pleasure*, there's a new player* in town who's making waves and changing the game*.



Girls Get Off*, an Australian-based company, is a sex toy business created by women for women*.

Founded by Jo Cummins and Viv Conway, this company is not just about selling products; it's about empowering women*, breaking taboos*, and fostering a pleasure-positive community*.

Cummins and Conway were already successful entrepreneurs before they ventured into the adult toy industry*—Jo owned a personalised cookie business, while Viv ran a social media agency.

They realised there was a significant gap in the sex toy market* for products that were well-branded* and made women feel comfortable* about their purchases.

They also noticed that sex toys for women* were often perceived as 'taboo', and purchasing them could be an uncomfortable experience, involving a visit to a 'seedy store' or navigating through an overwhelming online catalogue* targeted toward men.

With a vision to change this narrative, the duo set out to create Girls Get Off*.



Girls Get Off * is brimming with a variety of sex toys* designed to cater to every preference and curiosity.

From the clitoral stimulator* to the G-spot vibrator*, there's something for everyone.

If you're new to this, consider starting with a toy that focuses on clitoral stimulation*, as many females find this to be a reliable route to orgasm*.

Missy*, the flagship product of Girls Get Off*, is a clitoral stimulator* that stands out from the crowd.

Retailing at $149, Missy* is smaller, quieter, and more powerful* than most products on the market. It has received over 600 five-star reviews online*, with users praising its 'mind-blowing' and 'unbelievably fast' results.

'I was beginning to think I had lost my mojo, but I’m pleased to report that is not the case. I am back girls!' Sharon W., a verified buyer commented.

While Tony W., another verified buyer added: 'Simply amazing—I haven’t orgasmed so much since I was in my 20s.'



But Girls Get Off * is not just about Missy*. The company offers a range of products*, all designed to be unintimidating*.

From the company’s sellout water-based lubricant* to the hypoallergenic intimate wipes*, each product is designed to look like a high-end skincare product, something you wouldn't mind keeping out on display.

Tip
Don’t forget, lubrication* is essential for a smooth and enjoyable experience—water-based lubricants* are safe for use with most toys and condoms but may require reapplication.


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Girls Get Off is not just about sex toys; they also offer lubricants and cleaning wipes. Image source: Girls Get Off.


Girls Get Off* also offers bundle packages* for those unsure of what toy is right for them or those looking for the best deal.

These include The Good Vibes Only Bundle*, The Intro Bundle*, and The Advanced Lover Bundle*.

Tip
Always remember to clean your toys* before and after use.



This Valentine's Day, let's redefine the celebration of love* by including self-pleasure* in our rituals. It's a day to satisfy your needs*, explore your desires, and revel in the joy of your own company*.

With the right tools* and attitude, you can unlock the secrets to self-pleasure* and make this year one of the most satisfying* yet.

Remember, the most important relationship* you have is with yourself—don’t miss the chance to make it a loving and pleasurable one*.

Explore what Girls Get Off has to offer now!*

*Please note, members, that this is a sponsored article. All content with an asterisk next to it means we may get a commission to write an article or post a deal. We do this to assist with the costs of running the SDC. Thank you!
 
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Can't wait to see replies on this one.

I'll just go make a coffee
I'm here for the shits and giggles! Can't wait for the replies from the puritanical subset of human stupidity!

I have an itchy ear....I might scratch it. I have an itchy c**k or c**t....I might scratch it too!

Human needs and wants overtake those of the laws of the "authorities". Have a look at Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs!
 
Self service- I believe we gals got always the short end of the stick. Nothing wrong with finally finding what REALLY gets you off without judgement. Sorry I don’t find anything funny in this advert, there are lots of self centred and uncaring men around who will probably feel threatened by the pink vibrating “thang” that can become a decent substitute to bad sex.
 
Self service- I believe we gals got always the short end of the stick. Nothing wrong with finally finding what REALLY gets you off without judgement. Sorry I don’t find anything funny in this advert, there are lots of self centred and uncaring men around who will probably feel threatened by the pink vibrating “thang” that can become a decent substitute to bad sex.
Totally agree,have one of those little pink things myself.
I have been married three times, only my second husband had a clue. Why do most men, or least the ones I've known, get insulted if you make any suggestions with regard to sex. They seem to think "wham bam, thank you ma'am" is all that's required.
That's not to say that there aren't a lot of women out there who don't have a clue either.
Don't know what they're missing.
 
Totally agree,have one of those little pink things myself.
I have been married three times, only my second husband had a clue. Why do most men, or least the ones I've known, get insulted if you make any suggestions with regard to sex. They seem to think "wham bam, thank you ma'am" is all that's required.
That's not to say that there aren't a lot of women out there who don't have a clue either.
Don't know what they're missing.
I think that a lot of women from our generation were afraid to say what they wanted, even down to making the first move.

As a young woman that was me but when I hit my late 30s something popped and hubby was both amazed and happy.

Hubby always wanted long foreplay then hot sex and the hugs before going to sleep.
Something he never forgets is after the best orgasm I have ever had , I literally saw fireworks 🔥 I looked at him in the eyes and said thank you 😊
 
Well everything is going self-serve nowadays..... Checkout is a classic ..... why not.....
 
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I'll just go make a coffee
Alas but being a somewhat elderly male, albeit quite becoming on my better days when I don't wear daggy clothes and after I have trimmed my beard, the bills come far too frequently..................Milk, and if instant coffee, half a teaspoon of sugar , thanks.
 
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There is nothing, absolutely nothing, like a good cup of coffee after writing a three-way pun. These days I can't even imagine what might with such satisfaction precede a cup of good coffee.
 
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