[Skipton]

Universal Solvent​

A little old lady was visiting a big science exhibition and came upon
a group of boffins in white coats around a big vat of
bubbling liquid and asked, “What are you doing?”
One of them replied “We are seeking a Universal Solvent”
“What’s that?”
“Well, we wouldn’t expect someone like you to understand that” they sneered.
“It is a liquid in which everything will dissolve”
“Oh!” She said “What are you going to keep it in?”

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a box of laxatives? Out of the Way.

 

[Jillsie]

Like that one, me too.

 

[Gazman]

Universal Solvent​

A little old lady was visiting a big science exhibition and came upon
a group of boffins in white coats around a big vat of
bubbling liquid and asked, “What are you doing?”
One of them replied “We are seeking a Universal Solvent”
“What’s that?”
“Well, we wouldn’t expect someone like you to understand that” they sneered.
“It is a liquid in which everything will dissolve”
“Oh!” She said “What are you going to keep it in?”

Touche

 

[Yvonne C.]

Universal Solvent​

A little old lady was visiting a big science exhibition and came upon
a group of boffins in white coats around a big vat of
bubbling liquid and asked, “What are you doing?”
One of them replied “We are seeking a Universal Solvent”
“What’s that?”
“Well, we wouldn’t expect someone like you to understand that” they sneered.
“It is a liquid in which everything will dissolve”
“Oh!” She said “What are you going to keep it in?”

Don't mess with seniors!

 

[Marj53]

Universal Solvent​

A little old lady was visiting a big science exhibition and came upon
a group of boffins in white coats around a big vat of
bubbling liquid and asked, “What are you doing?”
One of them replied “We are seeking a Universal Solvent”
“What’s that?”
“Well, we wouldn’t expect someone like you to understand that” they sneered.
“It is a liquid in which everything will dissolve”
“Oh!” She said “What are you going to keep it in?”

Very funny. One smart lady.

 

[Wandiwa]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a box of laxatives? Out of the Way.

 

[Barbara V]

Yes to that

Universal Solvent​

A little old lady was visiting a big science exhibition and came upon
a group of boffins in white coats around a big vat of
bubbling liquid and asked, “What are you doing?”
One of them replied “We are seeking a Universal Solvent”
“What’s that?”
“Well, we wouldn’t expect someone like you to understand that” they sneered.
“It is a liquid in which everything will dissolve”
“Oh!” She said “What are you going to keep it in?”

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Universal Solvent​

A little old lady was visiting a big science exhibition and came upon
a group of boffins in white coats around a big vat of
bubbling liquid and asked, “What are you doing?”
One of them replied “We are seeking a Universal Solvent”
“What’s that?”
“Well, we wouldn’t expect someone like you to understand that” they sneered.
“It is a liquid in which everything will dissolve”
“Oh!” She said “What are you going to keep it in?”

Lol, good question! I hope the boffins could give her a good answer! Hahaha.

 

[SirExton]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a box of laxatives? Out of the Way.

What do you give and Elephant with Diarrhea?.............Plenty of room!