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Unionisation
An accountant was at a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.
When he got to the first one, he asked the madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No, I'm sorry, it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20."
Mightily offended at such unfair dealings,
the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable shop.
His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the madam said,
"Why yes, this is a union house." "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20." "That's more like it!" the man said.
He looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive redhead.
"I'd like her for the night." "I'm sure you would, sir," said the madam,
gesturing to a 70-year-old woman in the corner,
"but Ethel here has seniority."
