[Luckyus]

Unexpected Guest​

A man returned home a day early from a business trip. It was after midnight.
While en-route home he asked the cabby if he would be a witness.
The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he wanted to catch her in the act.
For $100, the cabby agreed. Quietly arriving home,
the husband and cabby tip toed into the bedroom.
The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back
and there was his wife in bed with another man!
The husband put a gun to the naked man's head.

The wife shouted, 'Don't do it ! I lied when I told you I inherited money:

HE paid for the Porsche I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your football season tickets.
HE paid for our house on the lake.
HE paid for your Hawaiian golf vacation.
HE paid for our country club membership, and
HE even pays the monthly dues!'

Shaking his head in amazement, the husband slowly lowered the gun.
He looked over at the cabby and said, 'What would you do?'

The cabby replied,

'Me? I'd cover his arse with that blanket before he catches a cold!!'

 

[WADuck]

A man returned home a day early from a business trip. It was after midnight.
While en-route home he asked the cabby if he would be a witness.
The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he wanted to catch her in the act.
For $100, the cabby agreed. Quietly arriving home,
the husband and cabby tip toed into the bedroom.
The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back
and there was his wife in bed with another man!
The husband put a gun to the naked man's head.

The wife shouted, 'Don't do it ! I lied when I told you I inherited money:

HE paid for the Porsche I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your football season tickets.
HE paid for our house on the lake.
HE paid for your Hawaiian golf vacation.
HE paid for our country club membership, and
HE even pays the monthly dues!'

Shaking his head in amazement, the husband slowly lowered the gun.
He looked over at the cabby and said, 'What would you do?'

The cabby replied,

'Me? I'd cover his arse with that blanket before he catches a cold!!'

I mean what else could you do, I hope he also paid for the Cabbie's $100.

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

A man returned home a day early from a business trip. It was after midnight.
While en-route home he asked the cabby if he would be a witness.
The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he wanted to catch her in the act.
For $100, the cabby agreed. Quietly arriving home,
the husband and cabby tip toed into the bedroom.
The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back
and there was his wife in bed with another man!
The husband put a gun to the naked man's head.

The wife shouted, 'Don't do it ! I lied when I told you I inherited money:

HE paid for the Porsche I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your football season tickets.
HE paid for our house on the lake.
HE paid for your Hawaiian golf vacation.
HE paid for our country club membership, and
HE even pays the monthly dues!'

Shaking his head in amazement, the husband slowly lowered the gun.
He looked over at the cabby and said, 'What would you do?'

The cabby replied,

'Me? I'd cover his arse with that blanket before he catches a cold!!'

Lol, what a devoted wife.