[Skipton]

Unemployment Office!​

Handing over my I.D. at Centrelink the
officiating clerk blurts out.
''You've worn a bit since this photo was taken.''
''You're dead right love.!'' I replied.
I had it taken just before I joined your bloody queue!!!''

 

[Aussie all the Way]

Unemployment Office!​

Handing over my I.D. at Centrelink the
officiating clerk blurts out.
''You've worn a bit since this photo was taken.''
''You're dead right love.!'' I replied.
I had it taken just before I joined your bloody queue!!!''

Funny, BUT try saying that for real, you would have Security People dragging you out for being abusive towards staff.

 

[Ricci]

They say the truth hurts!

 

[Yvonne Margaretha]

Unemployment Office!​

Handing over my I.D. at Centrelink the
officiating clerk blurts out.
''You've worn a bit since this photo was taken.''
''You're dead right love.!'' I replied.
I had it taken just before I joined your bloody queue!!!''

 

[Staffordshire Whippet]

The worst thing about being fired from a Centrelink job is having to go back to the office the next day.....

 

[Aussie all the Way]

The worst thing about being fired from a Centrelink job is having to go back to the office the next day.....

How would they tell which was the most useless worker to sack, they all fit that bill

 

[Vet543]

That reminds me .. when they first bought out the KFC advert. "Shut up and take my money" ... Later, I went to the drive-through and placed my order and drove to the little window and said SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY ... well, the KFC came flying through the window straight into my lap. Nahh that is bull .. it didn't, I just imagined what would happen IF I said it... lol In the first advert they said it to the girl at the service window ... Nowadays they don't show that advert anymore.