[Skipton]

UFO​

A flying saucer landed at a petrol station on a lonely country road.
The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection;
in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft.
As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock,
his young attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank and waved to the two aliens as they took off.
"Do you realize what just happened?" the station owner finally uttered.
"Yeah," said the young attendant. "So?"
"Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the young attendant. "So?"
"Didn't you see the letters 'UFO' on the side of that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the young attendant. "So?"
"Don't you know what 'UFO' means?!"
The young attendant rolled his eyes. "Good grief, boss! I've been
working here for six years. Of course I know what 'UFO' means
'Unleaded Fuel Only.'"

 

[Big M]

UFO​

A flying saucer landed at a petrol station on a lonely country road.
The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection;
in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft.
As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock,
his young attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank and waved to the two aliens as they took off.
"Do you realize what just happened?" the station owner finally uttered.
"Yeah," said the young attendant. "So?"
"Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the young attendant. "So?"
"Didn't you see the letters 'UFO' on the side of that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the young attendant. "So?"
"Don't you know what 'UFO' means?!"
The young attendant rolled his eyes. "Good grief, boss! I've been
working here for six years. Of course I know what 'UFO' means
'Unleaded Fuel Only.'"

Hmm!

 

[Barbara V]

UFO​

A flying saucer landed at a petrol station on a lonely country road.
The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection;
in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft.
As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock,
his young attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank and waved to the two aliens as they took off.
"Do you realize what just happened?" the station owner finally uttered.
"Yeah," said the young attendant. "So?"
"Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the young attendant. "So?"
"Didn't you see the letters 'UFO' on the side of that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the young attendant. "So?"
"Don't you know what 'UFO' means?!"
The young attendant rolled his eyes. "Good grief, boss! I've been
working here for six years. Of course I know what 'UFO' means
'Unleaded Fuel Only.'"

That one I like

 

[Catherines]

Love it, Skipton! Keep them coming - & I’m not talking about the aliens, we have enough of them & their horrible ways here already.