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Typical Camp Commander

A new camp commander was appointed, and while inspecting the place, he saw 2 soldiers guarding a bench. He went over and asked them why do they do it.


'We don't know. The last commander told us to do so, and so we did. It is some sort of regimental tradition!'


The new camp commander searched for the last commander's phone number and called him to ask him why he wanted guards on this particular bench.


'I don't know. The previous commander had guards, and I kept the tradition.'


Going back another 3 commanders, he found a now 100-year-old retired General.


'Excuse me Sir, I'm now the CO of the camp you commanded 60 years ago. I've found 2 men assigned to guard a bench. Could you please tell me more about the bench?'


The retired General said,' What!? The paint is still wet?'
 

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