[Luckyus]

Two or Three​

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One's a superhero and the other is an instruction.
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An old lady is being examined by the Dr. He asks have you ever been bedridden?

She says yes I have and I've been table ended and backskuttled a few times too!
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I sat on the train this morning opposite a stunning Thai girl.

I kept thinking to myself, please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection...but she did.

 

[Wandiwa]

Last joke made me think of this ....
Downside to daylight saving. Getting your morning wood on the train going into the office.