[Cheb]

TWO LADIES TALKING IN HEAVEN​

1st woman: Hi! Julie
2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad, after I quit shaking from the cold,
I began to get warm & sleepy and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband
was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman somewhere that I started
running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,
and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet
and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer.......We'd both still be alive.

 

[Emmy Im12]

TWO LADIES TALKING IN HEAVEN​

1st woman: Hi! Julie
2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad, after I quit shaking from the cold,
I began to get warm & sleepy and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband
was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman somewhere that I started
running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,
and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet
and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer.......We'd both still be alive.

 

[Dennis]

TWO LADIES TALKING IN HEAVEN​

1st woman: Hi! Julie
2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad, after I quit shaking from the cold,
I began to get warm & sleepy and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband
was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman somewhere that I started
running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,
and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet
and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer.......We'd both still be alive.

A good one but I have heard it a few times before. Dennis R's Morning pun. What did the floor say to the desk. I can see your drawers.

 

[Thecheesequeen]

At last - a daily joke that’s actually funny!

 

[Tamaya]

TWO LADIES TALKING IN HEAVEN​

1st woman: Hi! Julie
2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad, after I quit shaking from the cold,
I began to get warm & sleepy and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband
was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman somewhere that I started
running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,
and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet
and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer.......We'd both still be alive.

 

[Tamaya]

This is fabulous !!

 

[Hewy57]

Thats hilarious, I laughed very loud and hard.

 

[Redhead68]

TWO LADIES TALKING IN HEAVEN​

1st woman: Hi! Julie
2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad, after I quit shaking from the cold,
I began to get warm & sleepy and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband
was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman somewhere that I started
running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,
and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet
and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer.......We'd both still be alive.

Really funny one, I actually lol.

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

TWO LADIES TALKING IN HEAVEN​

1st woman: Hi! Julie
2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad, after I quit shaking from the cold,
I began to get warm & sleepy and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband
was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman somewhere that I started
running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,
and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet
and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer.......We'd both still be alive.

Lol, why are they both in heaven! Hell would have been a better place. Hahaha.

 

[Mervyn]

greet joke