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Here, There and Everywhere?
Two Delusionists

Kim Jong-Un announced at a news conference that North
Korea would be sending a man to the sun within ten years!

A reporter said - "But the sun is too hot. How can your man
land on the sun?"

There was a stunned silence. Nobody knew how to react.


Kim Jong-Un quietly answered "We will land at night".

The gathering and everyone in North Korea watching on television broke into thunderous applause.

Back in Washington , Donald Trump and his entourage were
watching the news conference.


When Trump heard what Kim said, he sneered - "What an
idiot. Everybody knows there’s no sun at night."

His cabinet and everyone working in the White House broke into thunderous applause
 

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