[rest1953]

Two blokes drinking in the pub.​

Two blokes drinking in the pub, discussing their matrimonial situations. One says, "My missus is a real angel."
The other bloke, staring forlornly into his beer, sighs and says, "You're bloody lucky mate. Mine's still around."

 

[Sethia Soliman]

I have mixed feelings about this Is it bad that I chuckled? Haha!

 

[Xe]

A woman is sitting at her deceased husbands funeral​

A man leans in close to her and asks, "Do you mind if I say a word?"

"No, go right ahead", the woman replies.

The man stands, clears his throat, says "Plethora", and sits back down.

"Thanks", the woman says, "That means a lot"