[Luckyus]

Two Army Pals​

Two old boys, Mick & Paddy, have been promoted from privates to L/Cpls.
Not long afterward, they're out for a walk and Mick says, "Hey, Paddy,
there's the NCO Club; let's you and me step in."
"But we’re only privates," protests Paddy.
"We’re L/Cpls now," says Mick, pointing to his stripe and pulling him
inside. "Now, Paddy, I'm a-gonna sit down and have me a drink."
"But we're privates," says Paddy.
"You blind, boy?" asks Mick, pointing *again* at his stripe. "We're L/Cpls
now!"
So they have their drink, and pretty soon a one of the Army lass’s comes up
to Mick.
"You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case
of gonorrhoea."
Mick pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Paddy, go look in the
dictionary and see what gonorrhoea means. If it's okay, give me the okay
sign."
So Paddy goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Mick the big Thumbs Up.
Three weeks later Mick is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of
gonorrhoea.
Mick says to Paddy, "Why the hell did you give me the thumbs up?"
"Well Mick, in the dictionary, it say gonorrhoea affects only the privates."

Pointing to his stripe, he says, "and we're L/Cpls

 

[Jarred Santos]

Two Army Pals​

Two old boys, Mick & Paddy, have been promoted from privates to L/Cpls.
Not long afterward, they're out for a walk and Mick says, "Hey, Paddy,
there's the NCO Club; let's you and me step in."
"But we’re only privates," protests Paddy.
"We’re L/Cpls now," says Mick, pointing to his stripe and pulling him
inside. "Now, Paddy, I'm a-gonna sit down and have me a drink."
"But we're privates," says Paddy.
"You blind, boy?" asks Mick, pointing *again* at his stripe. "We're L/Cpls
now!"
So they have their drink, and pretty soon a one of the Army lass’s comes up
to Mick.
"You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case
of gonorrhoea."
Mick pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Paddy, go look in the
dictionary and see what gonorrhoea means. If it's okay, give me the okay
sign."
So Paddy goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Mick the big Thumbs Up.
Three weeks later Mick is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of
gonorrhoea.
Mick says to Paddy, "Why the hell did you give me the thumbs up?"
"Well Mick, in the dictionary, it say gonorrhoea affects only the privates."

Pointing to his stripe, he says, "and we're L/Cpls

Only affects privates!

 

[Dennis]

good one, could relate this to an happening in Egypt which kept the Arabs watching in fits of laughter.

 

[Catherines]

That’s a really good one!

 

[Marj53]

Like it. Haven't heard that one before

 

[Emmy Im12]

Two Army Pals​

Two old boys, Mick & Paddy, have been promoted from privates to L/Cpls.
Not long afterward, they're out for a walk and Mick says, "Hey, Paddy,
there's the NCO Club; let's you and me step in."
"But we’re only privates," protests Paddy.
"We’re L/Cpls now," says Mick, pointing to his stripe and pulling him
inside. "Now, Paddy, I'm a-gonna sit down and have me a drink."
"But we're privates," says Paddy.
"You blind, boy?" asks Mick, pointing *again* at his stripe. "We're L/Cpls
now!"
So they have their drink, and pretty soon a one of the Army lass’s comes up
to Mick.
"You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case
of gonorrhoea."
Mick pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Paddy, go look in the
dictionary and see what gonorrhoea means. If it's okay, give me the okay
sign."
So Paddy goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Mick the big Thumbs Up.
Three weeks later Mick is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of
gonorrhoea.
Mick says to Paddy, "Why the hell did you give me the thumbs up?"
"Well Mick, in the dictionary, it say gonorrhoea affects only the privates."

Pointing to his stripe, he says, "and we're L/Cpls

 

[Nanna@Goulburn]

Well you got a laugh out of me I haven’t heard that one before I have a uncle Paddy Obrien from County Cork

 

[Barbara V]

Now that is a funny joke

Two Army Pals​

Two old boys, Mick & Paddy, have been promoted from privates to L/Cpls.
Not long afterward, they're out for a walk and Mick says, "Hey, Paddy,
there's the NCO Club; let's you and me step in."
"But we’re only privates," protests Paddy.
"We’re L/Cpls now," says Mick, pointing to his stripe and pulling him
inside. "Now, Paddy, I'm a-gonna sit down and have me a drink."
"But we're privates," says Paddy.
"You blind, boy?" asks Mick, pointing *again* at his stripe. "We're L/Cpls
now!"
So they have their drink, and pretty soon a one of the Army lass’s comes up
to Mick.
"You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case
of gonorrhoea."
Mick pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Paddy, go look in the
dictionary and see what gonorrhoea means. If it's okay, give me the okay
sign."
So Paddy goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Mick the big Thumbs Up.
Three weeks later Mick is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of
gonorrhoea.
Mick says to Paddy, "Why the hell did you give me the thumbs up?"
"Well Mick, in the dictionary, it say gonorrhoea affects only the privates."

Pointing to his stripe, he says, "and we're L/Cpls

Two Army Pals​

Two old boys, Mick & Paddy, have been promoted from privates to L/Cpls.
Not long afterward, they're out for a walk and Mick says, "Hey, Paddy,
there's the NCO Club; let's you and me step in."
"But we’re only privates," protests Paddy.
"We’re L/Cpls now," says Mick, pointing to his stripe and pulling him
inside. "Now, Paddy, I'm a-gonna sit down and have me a drink."
"But we're privates," says Paddy.
"You blind, boy?" asks Mick, pointing *again* at his stripe. "We're L/Cpls
now!"
So they have their drink, and pretty soon a one of the Army lass’s comes up
to Mick.
"You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case
of gonorrhoea."
Mick pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Paddy, go look in the
dictionary and see what gonorrhoea means. If it's okay, give me the okay
sign."
So Paddy goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Mick the big Thumbs Up.
Three weeks later Mick is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of
gonorrhoea.
Mick says to Paddy, "Why the hell did you give me the thumbs up?"
"Well Mick, in the dictionary, it say gonorrhoea affects only the privates."

Pointing to his stripe, he says, "and we're L/Cpls

Well you got a laugh out of me I haven’t heard that one before I have a uncle Paddy Obrien from County Cork

Me too new one on me and funny as

 

[Barbara V]

good one, could relate this to an happening in Egypt which kept the Arabs watching in fits of laughter.

HAHA me too I was helping in a Army hospital in Chester and most of the lads in there had served in Egypt ( say no more )

 

[Jarred Santos]

HAHA me too I was helping in a Army hospital in Chester and most of the lads in there had served in Egypt ( say no more )

Oh no! Was there an odd trend of privates with ailing pri... Nah

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Two Army Pals​

Two old boys, Mick & Paddy, have been promoted from privates to L/Cpls.
Not long afterward, they're out for a walk and Mick says, "Hey, Paddy,
there's the NCO Club; let's you and me step in."
"But we’re only privates," protests Paddy.
"We’re L/Cpls now," says Mick, pointing to his stripe and pulling him
inside. "Now, Paddy, I'm a-gonna sit down and have me a drink."
"But we're privates," says Paddy.
"You blind, boy?" asks Mick, pointing *again* at his stripe. "We're L/Cpls
now!"
So they have their drink, and pretty soon a one of the Army lass’s comes up
to Mick.
"You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case
of gonorrhoea."
Mick pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Paddy, go look in the
dictionary and see what gonorrhoea means. If it's okay, give me the okay
sign."
So Paddy goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Mick the big Thumbs Up.
Three weeks later Mick is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of
gonorrhoea.
Mick says to Paddy, "Why the hell did you give me the thumbs up?"
"Well Mick, in the dictionary, it say gonorrhoea affects only the privates."

Pointing to his stripe, he says, "and we're L/Cpls

Lol, what an idiot, the both of them Hahaha.

 

[sonlocks]

Another good'n

 

[TrixieLovesTigers]

Hahahaha