[Mando]

Try these two...​

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most
of the time, which produced an impressive set of
calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, whi ch
made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he
suffered from bad breath. This made him.... A super-calloused
fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

There was the person who sent twenty
different puns to his friends, with the hope that at
least ten of the puns would make them laugh.
No pun in ten did.

 

[Beverlyn S]

That gave me a good chuckle! Gotta love a clever pun, even if they don’t always land. The Gandhi one was gold, I had to read it twice to appreciate the wordplay! Thanks for sharing a bit of humour, made my day!

 

[Mando]

You're welcome.