phantomrose101

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True story

A politician never lies. A politician was visiting a remote little rural town in Australia and asked the locals what the government could do for them.
"We have two big needs,” said the townspeople.
“First, we have a hospital but no doctor.”
The politician whipped out his iPhone, spoke for a while, and then said, “I have sorted that out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow.
What is your other need?”
The townspeople replied, “We have no mobile phone reception in our town”.
 

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