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Will be a bit watered down. Dennis R's Morning Pun. What do you get if you sit under a cow? A pat on the head.
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Gosh Paddy is a true friend. Looks like if you give him a fish, he'll turn it into many, many fish.
Looks like Paddy is thoroughly enjoying the thought of the whisky on Murphy. Ha, ha.
Here's an Australian tale of TRUE friendship.
I watched a guy new to Australia, dive into water, that was full of blue bottles, on a semi deserted Cairns beach a few years back.
Luckily for him, four of us, not far away, had all been sitting drinking, and saw him in agony. We knew the mutual relief, so after making sure that no tentacles were attached, he was lucky that we had sufficient in us, to wet him fully, both sides, before we rushed him off to Cairns's emergency ward.
"So, when was the last time you got pissed James?" was a remark he got often after that. LOL
It seems you can't take the Aussie out of an Australian
I watched a guy new to Australia, dive into water, that was full of blue bottles, on a semi deserted Cairns beach a few years back.
Luckily for him, four of us, not far away, had all been sitting drinking, and saw him in agony. We knew the mutual relief, so after making sure that no tentacles were attached, he was lucky that we had sufficient in us, to wet him fully, both sides, before we rushed him off to Cairns's emergency ward.
"So, when was the last time you got pissed James?" was a remark he got often after that. LOL
It seems you can't take the Aussie out of an AustralianLol, what are good friend for! if you could Pee on your friend dead body? every day Hahaha
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