[Luckyus]

Tribute Band​

I went to see a Muslim tribute band last night.
They were called “Bomb Jovi”. They were brilliant.
Their last song “Living on a Prayer Mat”
almost brought the house down.
Then this Muslim bloke started bragging about how
he had the entire Koran on dvd.
I was interested so I asked him,
“Can you burn me a copy?”
Well, that was when the trouble started…!

 

[Observer]

Bon Jovi has a sister called Anchovi

 

[Luckyus]

Bon Jovi has a sister called Anchovi

i'\'ve eaten her, many times, many times,manymanymanytimes.