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Tradie Dogs!!

Man goes into Pub with his Blue Heeler dog; the barman says no dogs allowed in this Pub.
He takes the dog out and comes back in to see a German Shepard sitting in the corner,
how come he’s allowed in and my dogs not, barman says he is a qualified wood worker,
watch this, he gets a log of wood near the fire and throws it at the dog,
it catches the log in its mouth and chewed it making a leg for a chair, he’s a wood turner said the barman.
Okay, says the man better let my dog back in because he’s a metal worker,
put the poker in the fire and when I bring him back in, I poke it up his bum,
he will make a spring for your neck or a bolt for the door.
 

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