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SirExton

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Toilet Seat Down

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Sir Arthur had slain many a beast and conquered many a foe, but alas, he had yet to win against the adversary that he faced at home :ROFLMAO:
 
Sir Arthur had slain many a beast and conquered many a foe, but alas, he had yet to win against the adversary that he faced at home :ROFLMAO:
Yep whoever reckons they are the weaker sex ....
hasn't tried to wrestle the blankets back at 4 in the morning.
 
In the old days I do not know how the knights ever got to the toilet with all the armour they wore.
 
My hubby had 9 sisters. They trained him well. 😃
 
Yep whoever reckons they are the weaker sex ....
hasn't tried to wrestle the blankets back at 4 in the morning.
Try 2 separate doonas... It works... I know! 😁
 
In the old days I do not know how the knights ever got to the toilet with all the armour they wore.
Beats getting it rusty... 😁
 
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Mum had to train Dad to not only put the loo seat down when done but the lid as well since he was fond of having the cat join him and she liked to 'watch' but also tried to hop up on the seat and almost fell in. Also mum hated walking in to it open as it is 'dirty' to flush with it open.
being the only male in the house he got trained unfortunately he trained the cat too but not in a good way.
 
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Mum had to train Dad to not only put the loo seat down when done but the lid as well since he was fond of having the cat join him and she liked to 'watch' but also tried to hop up on the seat and almost fell in. Also mum hated walking in to it open as it is 'dirty' to flush with it open.
being the only male in the house he got trained unfortunately he trained the cat too but not in a good way.
My imagination is running wild with the pictures of your dad AND the cat in the toilet together ;)
 
Our home has an amazingly simple rule - EVERYONE must put the lid/s up at the start and both lids must be down when finish. Putting the lid down helps keep the smells in. Plus, we use that V.I.P loo spray stuff (it really works), everyone sprays after the flush so it's ready for the next person.
 
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