Skipton

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Toe Be Or Not Toe Be!

The main function of the little toe
on your foot,
is to make sure that all the
furniture in the house
is in the right place.
 
Not me it’s the long one next to my big toe I’ve broken it at least 10 times in the last five years.😳it’s at least half an inch longer
 
I have to agree. Of all things, getting out of the shower, I'm sure that I broke my right pinky toe when I jammed it with the shower recess frame. it was 45 degrees off set from the others. It damned hurt.

NOVEZAR.
 
Not me it’s the long one next to my big toe I’ve broken it at least 10 times in the last five years.😳it’s at least half an inch longer
I call that one, the index toe. You maybe able to tickle/twinkle the ivories with it.

NOVEZAR.
 
Not me it’s the long one next to my big toe I’ve broken it at least 10 times in the last five years.😳it’s at least half an inch longer
I wish mine was 1/2 inch bigger :D
 
Stub my little toe often I have to walk through my wife's wardrobe to get to my wardrobe and she leaves cases or boxes jutting out and I stub my toe often
 
Dennis R 's Morning Pun. Why do cows use the doorbell? Because their horns don't work.
 
Little toes are very sensitive. I broke mine moving house years ago when I was carrying a box and didn't see the house brick keeping the hall door open. Ouch!
 
Dennis R 's Morning Pun. Why do cows use the doorbell? Because their horns don't work.
You've done it again, Dennis. Thanks for all your jokes in 2024 and I hope you keep it up in 2025
 
You've done it again, Dennis. Thanks for all your jokes in 2024 and I hope you keep it up in 2025
Agree with you Reet. Thanks Dennis.
 
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My little toes - especially the right - is on the master level of finding furniture.
 
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Oh yes broken my little toes quite a few times 😫
 
Correct and I test this regularly. Just as well I live by myself.
 

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