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Today's Special!
A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a
Johnnie Walker Black and the bartender says "That'll be three cents."
The man replies "Only 3 cents?! Amazing!
Well then how much for a filet-mignon and a baked potato?"
The bartender tells him "10 cents."
"10 cents?! And a piece of chocolate cake for dessert?"
"2 cents." says the barkeep.
Astonished, the man asks "Say, where's your boss? Does he know about all this?"
And the bartender says "He's upstairs with my wife."
"What's he doing with your wife?"
"Same thing I'm doing to his business."
