[mOiOz]

TO SERVE​

TO SERVE

One Saturday morning, the rabbi noticed little David staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the synagogue. It was covered with names and small flags were mounted on either side.

The seven-year-old had been staring at the plaque for some time and finally asked the rabbi, "Rabbi, what is this?"
"Well David, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service."

"Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque. Little David's voice was barely audible when he asked,
"Which one the Friday night, or Saturday service?"

 

[hdhensel]

A dangerous place these churches

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

TO SERVE​

TO SERVE

One Saturday morning, the rabbi noticed little David staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the synagogue. It was covered with names and small flags were mounted on either side.

The seven-year-old had been staring at the plaque for some time and finally asked the rabbi, "Rabbi, what is this?"
"Well David, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service."

"Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque. Little David's voice was barely audible when he asked,
"Which one the Friday night, or Saturday service?"

Lol What a smart kid Hahaha

 

[AllenP]

I have a joke for your readers to enjoy. Thank you.

A Kiwi was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck.
Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him.
After looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man.
Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was Julie Bishop.
That evening, the man brought Julie to the evening beach ritual.
It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those feelings' again.
He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Julie and told her he hadn't had sex for months.
Julie batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.
He said, 'Could you take the dog for a walk!'

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

I have a joke for your readers to enjoy. Thank you.

A Kiwi was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck.
Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him.
After looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man.
Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was Julie Bishop.
That evening, the man brought Julie to the evening beach ritual.
It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those feelings' again.
He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Julie and told her he hadn't had sex for months.
Julie batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.
He said, 'Could you take the dog for a walk!'

Lol what! he wants to have sex with the sheep? Hahaha