[Skipton]

Time To Quit!​

A boy was born with only a head - no torso, no arms, and no legs.
On his eighteenth birthday his dad took him to the pub and bought him a beer.
After the first sip... Whoosh! A torso appeared. His father gave him another sip and...
Whoosh! 2 arms appeared. So, the son took another sip and... Whoosh! 2 legs appeared.
The son was so excited that he rushed out onto the road and was hit by a truck. SPLAT!
The barman turned to his dad and said,
"He should have quit while he was AHEAD."

 

[Jarred Santos]

Give him a nice splash of beer and he'll be alright