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Tight Budget!
The manager of a touring theatrical company emailed the owner
of the theatre in a small town where his company was due to appear.
"Would like to hold rehearsal next Monday afternoon at three.
Have your stage manager, carpenter, property man, electrician,
and all stage hands present at that hour."
A few seconds later he received the following reply:
"All right. He'll be there."
