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Tigger Snigger!
A group of four-year-olds were trying hard to get used to school.
The biggest challenge? The teacher insisted on NO baby talk!
“You need to use Big People words,” she reminded them.
“John, what did you do over the weekend?”
“I went to visit my Nana.”
“No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use Big People words!”
Then she asked Mitchell.
“I took a ride on a choo-choo.”
“No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use Big People words!”
Then she asked little Johnny.
“I read a book,” he said.
“That’s WONDERFUL! What book did you read?”
Johnny thought very hard, puffed out his chest, and proudly said:
“Winnie the Sh*t.”
