[Maddison Dwyer]

Thrown out of the staff room​

Oh members, you'll love this one. I can't take the credit though, this was sent in by member Rob C...

I was thrown out of the staff room of my local Coles yesterday.

They asked me what I was doing there.

I told them I was on a break.

They said you don't work here.

I said I'd just finished using the self service till so I clearly do.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Doctor, Doctor, My stomach is sore. Stop your belly aching.

 

[Mikeyboy2012]

Groucho Marx.....A patient moved his arm and said "Doctor, Doctor it hurts when I do this". Doctor, "Then don't do that".

 

[Brassmonkey1938]

The Al Jezera weather report said that today it would be Sunni, but tomorrow would probably be She'ite!

 

[Reet]

Clever!

 

[Wandiwa]

 

[Reet]

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As if!

 

[MHM]

Thrown out of the staff room​

Oh members, you'll love this one. I can't take the credit though, this was sent in by member Rob C...

I was thrown out of the staff room of my local Coles yesterday.

They asked me what I was doing there.

I told them I was on a break.

They said you don't work here.

I said I'd just finished using the self service till so I clearly do.

Not funny. just sarcastic.

 

[Christinepregnell]

Thrown out of the staff room​

Oh members, you'll love this one. I can't take the credit though, this was sent in by member Rob C...

I was thrown out of the staff room of my local Coles yesterday.

They asked me what I was doing there.

I told them I was on a break.

They said you don't work here.

I said I'd just finished using the self service till so I clearly do.

Good one