[Skipton]

Three Samurai​

Back in the time of the Samurai, there was a powerful emperor who needed a new head Samurai. So, he sent out a declaration throughout the country that he was searching for one.

A year passed, and only three Samurai showed up.

The emperor asked the first Samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head Samurai.

The Samurai opened a match box and out popped a little fly. Whoosh goes his sword, and the fly drops dead on the ground in 2 pieces.

The emperor exclaimed, "That is very impressive!"

The emperor then asked the second Samurai to come in and demonstrate.

The second Samurai also opened a match box and out popped a fly. Whoosh, whoosh goes his sword. The fly drops dead on the ground in 4 pieces.

The emperor exclaimed, "That is really very impressive!"

The emperor then had the third Samurai demonstrate why he should be the head Samurai. The third Samurai also opened a match box and out popped a fly.

His flashing sword goes whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh. A gust of wind fills the room, but the fly is still alive and buzzing around.

The emperor, obviously disappointed, asks, "After all that, you're fly is still alive."

The third Samurai smiled and said, "Yes, but he will never reproduce."

 

[Nanna@Goulburn]

Now that was a good joke

 

[Dennis]

Three Samurai​

Back in the time of the Samurai, there was a powerful emperor who needed a new head Samurai. So, he sent out a declaration throughout the country that he was searching for one.

A year passed, and only three Samurai showed up.

The emperor asked the first Samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head Samurai.

The Samurai opened a match box and out popped a little fly. Whoosh goes his sword, and the fly drops dead on the ground in 2 pieces.

The emperor exclaimed, "That is very impressive!"

The emperor then asked the second Samurai to come in and demonstrate.

The second Samurai also opened a match box and out popped a fly. Whoosh, whoosh goes his sword. The fly drops dead on the ground in 4 pieces.

The emperor exclaimed, "That is really very impressive!"

The emperor then had the third Samurai demonstrate why he should be the head Samurai. The third Samurai also opened a match box and out popped a fly.

His flashing sword goes whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh. A gust of wind fills the room, but the fly is still alive and buzzing around.

The emperor, obviously disappointed, asks, "After all that, you're fly is still alive."

The third Samurai smiled and said, "Yes, but he will never reproduce."

Chop Chop. Dennis R's Morning Pun. Hey! There' no chicken in this chicken pot pie. Well, do you expect to find dogs in dog biscuits.

 

[Maggie1935]

Three Samurai​

Back in the time of the Samurai, there was a powerful emperor who needed a new head Samurai. So, he sent out a declaration throughout the country that he was searching for one.

A year passed, and only three Samurai showed up.

The emperor asked the first Samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head Samurai.

The Samurai opened a match box and out popped a little fly. Whoosh goes his sword, and the fly drops dead on the ground in 2 pieces.

The emperor exclaimed, "That is very impressive!"

The emperor then asked the second Samurai to come in and demonstrate.

The second Samurai also opened a match box and out popped a fly. Whoosh, whoosh goes his sword. The fly drops dead on the ground in 4 pieces.

The emperor exclaimed, "That is really very impressive!"

The emperor then had the third Samurai demonstrate why he should be the head Samurai. The third Samurai also opened a match box and out popped a fly.

His flashing sword goes whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh. A gust of wind fills the room, but the fly is still alive and buzzing around.

The emperor, obviously disappointed, asks, "After all that, you're fly is still alive."

The third Samurai smiled and said, "Yes, but he will never reproduce."

I am so old that I seldom come out with a dirty laugh, but this joke caused one!!1

 

[Barbara V]

Three Samurai​

Back in the time of the Samurai, there was a powerful emperor who needed a new head Samurai. So, he sent out a declaration throughout the country that he was searching for one.

A year passed, and only three Samurai showed up.

The emperor asked the first Samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head Samurai.

The Samurai opened a match box and out popped a little fly. Whoosh goes his sword, and the fly drops dead on the ground in 2 pieces.

The emperor exclaimed, "That is very impressive!"

The emperor then asked the second Samurai to come in and demonstrate.

The second Samurai also opened a match box and out popped a fly. Whoosh, whoosh goes his sword. The fly drops dead on the ground in 4 pieces.

The emperor exclaimed, "That is really very impressive!"

The emperor then had the third Samurai demonstrate why he should be the head Samurai. The third Samurai also opened a match box and out popped a fly.

His flashing sword goes whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh. A gust of wind fills the room, but the fly is still alive and buzzing around.

The emperor, obviously disappointed, asks, "After all that, you're fly is still alive."

The third Samurai smiled and said, "Yes, but he will never reproduce."

How did he know it was a male fly !!!!

 

[Ezzy]

Three Samurai​

Back in the time of the Samurai, there was a powerful emperor who needed a new head Samurai. So, he sent out a declaration throughout the country that he was searching for one.

A year passed, and only three Samurai showed up.

The emperor asked the first Samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head Samurai.

The Samurai opened a match box and out popped a little fly. Whoosh goes his sword, and the fly drops dead on the ground in 2 pieces.

The emperor exclaimed, "That is very impressive!"

The emperor then asked the second Samurai to come in and demonstrate.

The second Samurai also opened a match box and out popped a fly. Whoosh, whoosh goes his sword. The fly drops dead on the ground in 4 pieces.

The emperor exclaimed, "That is really very impressive!"

The emperor then had the third Samurai demonstrate why he should be the head Samurai. The third Samurai also opened a match box and out popped a fly.

His flashing sword goes whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh. A gust of wind fills the room, but the fly is still alive and buzzing around.

The emperor, obviously disappointed, asks, "After all that, you're fly is still alive."

The third Samurai smiled and said, "Yes, but he will never reproduce."

Guess he got the job. I thought as the 2nd Samurai managed 4 pieces & with all the whooshes we would have seen 8 pieces.
Another great joke, thankyou.

 

[SEAN]

How did he know it was a male fly !!!!

it was only a joke---get with it!!

 

[Gil of Darlington]

Guess he got the job. I thought as the 2nd Samurai managed 4 pieces & with all the whooshes we would have seen 8 pieces.
Another great joke, thankyou.

"your" not "you're" ... the latter is a contraction of "you are" which makes the above nonsense!!

 

[Ezzy]

"your" not "you're" ... the latter is a contraction of "you are" which makes the above nonsense!!

I can't follow your arguement! What does your & you're have to do with my statement? Did l use either of these words myself? I do know the difference thanks & think 'you are barking up the wrong tree' this time. Thanks!

 

[Gil of Darlington]

The post I referred to came from "Skipton", the over ½ Century old samurais and flies joke. It contained "you're" which is a contraction of two words: "you are". It is a grammatical error as the correct word to use in its content was "your" which indicates something belonging to you. I was criticising the grammar, not the joke itself. I had complained the day before about the lack of proofreading when compiling this site. Not a good look from what appears to be a commercial site ... it does have paid membership should you investigate further. Unless you are "Skipton" I think you may be referring to another post elsewhere.

 

[Gil of Darlington]

I can't follow your arguement! What does your & you're have to do with my statement? Did l use either of these words myself? I do know the difference thanks & think 'you are barking up the wrong tree' this time. Thanks!

Nothing, Ezzy, it wasn't meant as a criticism of your post. I was criticising the poor grammar of whoever posted the joke. The editors here don't proofread.