[Skipton]

Three Half-Blind Mice!​

Three mice were sitting in a bar talking about how tough they were.
The first mouse slams a shot and says,
"I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me,
I grab the bar and bench press it twenty or thirty times."
And with that he slams another shot.
The second mouse slams a shot and says, "That's nothing.
I take those De-con tablets, cut them up and snort them just for the fun of it."
And with that he slams another shot.
The third mouse slams a shot, gets up and walks away.
The first two mice look at each other, and then turn to the third mouse and ask,
"Where the heck are you going?"
The third mouse stops and replies, "I'm going home to make love to the cat!"

 

[Barbara V]

Three Half-Blind Mice!​

Three mice were sitting in a bar talking about how tough they were.
The first mouse slams a shot and says,
"I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me,
I grab the bar and bench press it twenty or thirty times."
And with that he slams another shot.
The second mouse slams a shot and says, "That's nothing.
I take those De-con tablets, cut them up and snort them just for the fun of it."
And with that he slams another shot.
The third mouse slams a shot, gets up and walks away.
The first two mice look at each other, and then turn to the third mouse and ask,
"Where the heck are you going?"
The third mouse stops and replies, "I'm going home to make love to the cat!"

Oh no!

 

[Dennis]

Three Half-Blind Mice!​

Three mice were sitting in a bar talking about how tough they were.
The first mouse slams a shot and says,
"I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me,
I grab the bar and bench press it twenty or thirty times."
And with that he slams another shot.
The second mouse slams a shot and says, "That's nothing.
I take those De-con tablets, cut them up and snort them just for the fun of it."
And with that he slams another shot.
The third mouse slams a shot, gets up and walks away.
The first two mice look at each other, and then turn to the third mouse and ask,
"Where the heck are you going?"
The third mouse stops and replies, "I'm going home to make love to the cat!"

I hope the cat is not on any medication else the mouse will be in for a surprise.

Dennis R's afternoon Pun. There's no way Abraham Lincoln would be found guilty of any crime. He'll always be in a cent.

 

[chinkapook]

Poor cat

 

[Nichola]

I'd like to see him try that with my Chloe!