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Three Funerals and a Wedding..

A woman makes a new friend at the gym, a beautiful woman.
A few months later, she gets a wedding invitation. Excited, she asks her friend if this is her first marriage.

"Fourth, actually." Says the other woman .

Her friend says, "Fourth ?? How.. how wonderful." Curiosity gets the better of her and she asks, "I hope you don’t mind me asking what happened to your first three husbands?"

The woman replies, "First one ate poisonous mushrooms and died." "Oh, how tragic!" she gasps. "What about your second husband ?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died." the woman replies.

Feeling shocked, "Oh, how terrible! I am almost afraid to ask you about your third husband. Did he eat poison mushrooms, too ?" she asks. "Oh, no. He died of a broken neck."

Came her reply. Her friend asks, "A broken neck ?" The woman calmly looks at her and says, "He wouldn't eat his mushrooms.."
 
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