[Noon]

Spoiler

Pepsi

 

[Observer]

Spoiler

A cargo plane carrying a load of Pepsi cans crashed in to the jungle near a tribe of cannibals.
Investigators went there to see what happened.
They came across the plane, inspected it, then went to the village of the cannibals where they introduced themselves.
The conversation went as follows......
Investigator, "Hi Chief, did you see the plane come down?"
Chief, "Yes, we see the plane."
Investigator, "Do you know what happened to the pilots and crew?"
Chief, "We ate them. We eat the arms and we drink the pepsi."
The investigator, "Then what?"
Chief, "We eat the legs and we drink the pepsi."
Investigator, "Then what?"
Chief, "We eat the backs and then we drink the pepsi."
Investigator, "And then?"
Chief, "We eat the heads and we drink the pepsi."
Investigator, "You mean you ate all of the crewman? WOW. What about their you know, their "things" between the legs?"
"Oh no", said the chief.
"Things always go better with coke."