This ALDI Special Buy is quickly becoming a fan-favourite among the ladies for ‘naughty’ reasons

As much as we love finding unique (and sometimes out-of-the-box) items to share with all of you, we can’t help but raise our eyebrows at some of the products we come across. Like this item found in ALDI’s newest catalogue.

At first glance, it may not seem like it’s worth a double-take, but some ladies are rushing to buy it for an X-rated reason.



In ALDI’s Special Buys catalogue for December 7, customers found a hand-held hot and cold massager worth $49.99 that’s listed under the ‘treat yourself’ subheading. Advertised alongside it are a silky pyjama set, overnight hair masks, and other self-care items.

It’s technically just a regular massager, but many were thrilled to discover this item and shared their enthusiasm on social media.

Specifically, they were excited about the product’s adjustable settings that are ‘designed to suit different areas on the body’. Yes, members, our minds are in the gutter too.

ALDI’s product description states that it is a ‘multipurpose massager’ that can be used for ‘3.5 to 4 hours with vibration’.


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ALDI released its newest Special Buys catalogue recently. Credit: ALDI

Shoppers in several Facebook groups shared a laugh over the massager, and many pointed out that the design was a ‘great shape for all kinds of body releases’.

‘Can it massage all body parts? Asking for a friend,’ said one mum.

‘Is this a good buy? I need a review please so I don’t have to return it if it doesn’t do the job *cough*,’ another woman commented.



Someone else added that it was the cheapest hot and cold massager they’ve seen, and it’s good for ‘holding’ too.

Another lady responded: ‘ALDI coming through with the goods.’ While another warned that the item might be sold out straight away.


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The Hot and Cold Massager can be used for pain relief as well. Credit: ALDI

In a separate Facebook group, the same product was shared with the caption: ‘ALDI middle aisle on Dec 7th is going to be wild’.

One person joked: ‘Clean up in the middle aisle, I repeat, clean up in the middle aisle, going to need a mop and bucket!’

‘LOL pictured next to the nighties, we are all picking up what you’re putting down ALDI,’ said one woman. A customer replied to them and said: ‘ALDI knew exactly what they were doing here.’

Despite the wild reactions from people, the massager seems to do a great job in fulfilling its intended purpose according to some customers.

‘For people genuinely interested, these work great,’ one replied.

Another added that because their daughter has a medical condition, her muscles cramps and spasm. ‘The heat/cold function is brilliant for her as well as the massage functions,’ they explained.

‘That said, the looks when I go to the checkout with two of them…(need a backup in case one does die or is faulty),’ the customer added.


Key Takeaways

  • The $49.99 hot and cold massager from ALDI's Special Buys catalogue has caught the attention of female shoppers for X-rated reasons.
  • Shoppers in the Facebook groups have pointed out that the massager has a great shape for all kinds of ‘body releases’.
  • Shoppers also joked about the potential for it to be a quick sell-out item.
  • In all seriousness, the massager is said to work well for its intended purpose of relieving muscle soreness.
Did you also find this interesting, members? Share with us your thoughts about the item in the comments!
 
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As much as we love finding unique (and sometimes out-of-the-box) items to share with all of you, we can’t help but raise our eyebrows at some of the products we come across. Like this item found in ALDI’s newest catalogue.

At first glance, it may not seem like it’s worth a double-take, but some ladies are rushing to buy it for an X-rated reason.



In ALDI’s Special Buys catalogue for December 7, customers found a hand-held hot and cold massager worth $49.99 that’s listed under the ‘treat yourself’ subheading. Advertised alongside it are a silky pyjama set, overnight hair masks, and other self-care items.

It’s technically just a regular massager, but many were thrilled to discover this item and shared their enthusiasm on social media.

Specifically, they were excited about the product’s adjustable settings that are ‘designed to suit different areas on the body’. Yes, members, our minds are in the gutter too.

ALDI’s product description states that it is a ‘multipurpose massager’ that can be used for ‘3.5 to 4 hours with vibration’.


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ALDI released its newest Special Buys catalogue recently. Credit: ALDI

Shoppers in several Facebook groups shared a laugh over the massager, and many pointed out that the design was a ‘great shape for all kinds of body releases’.

‘Can it massage all body parts? Asking for a friend,’ said one mum.

‘Is this a good buy? I need a review please so I don’t have to return it if it doesn’t do the job *cough*,’ another woman commented.



Someone else added that it was the cheapest hot and cold massager they’ve seen, and it’s good for ‘holding’ too.

Another lady responded: ‘ALDI coming through with the goods.’ While another warned that the item might be sold out straight away.


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The Hot and Cold Massager can be used for pain relief as well. Credit: ALDI

In a separate Facebook group, the same product was shared with the caption: ‘ALDI middle aisle on Dec 7th is going to be wild’.

One person joked: ‘Clean up in the middle aisle, I repeat, clean up in the middle aisle, going to need a mop and bucket!’

‘LOL pictured next to the nighties, we are all picking up what you’re putting down ALDI,’ said one woman. A customer replied to them and said: ‘ALDI knew exactly what they were doing here.’

Despite the wild reactions from people, the massager seems to do a great job in fulfilling its intended purpose according to some customers.

‘For people genuinely interested, these work great,’ one replied.

Another added that because their daughter has a medical condition, her muscles cramps and spasm. ‘The heat/cold function is brilliant for her as well as the massage functions,’ they explained.

‘That said, the looks when I go to the checkout with two of them…(need a backup in case one does die or is faulty),’ the customer added.


Key Takeaways

  • The $49.99 hot and cold massager from ALDI's Special Buys catalogue has caught the attention of female shoppers for X-rated reasons.
  • Shoppers in the Facebook groups have pointed out that the massager has a great shape for all kinds of ‘body releases’.
  • Shoppers also joked about the potential for it to be a quick sell-out item.
  • In all seriousness, the massager is said to work well for its intended purpose of relieving muscle soreness.
Did you also find this interesting, members? Share with us your thoughts about the item in the comments!
Sounds like a lot of men will be out of work at bedtime.
 
As much as we love finding unique (and sometimes out-of-the-box) items to share with all of you, we can’t help but raise our eyebrows at some of the products we come across. Like this item found in ALDI’s newest catalogue.

At first glance, it may not seem like it’s worth a double-take, but some ladies are rushing to buy it for an X-rated reason.



In ALDI’s Special Buys catalogue for December 7, customers found a hand-held hot and cold massager worth $49.99 that’s listed under the ‘treat yourself’ subheading. Advertised alongside it are a silky pyjama set, overnight hair masks, and other self-care items.

It’s technically just a regular massager, but many were thrilled to discover this item and shared their enthusiasm on social media.

Specifically, they were excited about the product’s adjustable settings that are ‘designed to suit different areas on the body’. Yes, members, our minds are in the gutter too.

ALDI’s product description states that it is a ‘multipurpose massager’ that can be used for ‘3.5 to 4 hours with vibration’.


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ALDI released its newest Special Buys catalogue recently. Credit: ALDI

Shoppers in several Facebook groups shared a laugh over the massager, and many pointed out that the design was a ‘great shape for all kinds of body releases’.

‘Can it massage all body parts? Asking for a friend,’ said one mum.

‘Is this a good buy? I need a review please so I don’t have to return it if it doesn’t do the job *cough*,’ another woman commented.



Someone else added that it was the cheapest hot and cold massager they’ve seen, and it’s good for ‘holding’ too.

Another lady responded: ‘ALDI coming through with the goods.’ While another warned that the item might be sold out straight away.


View attachment 9723
The Hot and Cold Massager can be used for pain relief as well. Credit: ALDI

In a separate Facebook group, the same product was shared with the caption: ‘ALDI middle aisle on Dec 7th is going to be wild’.

One person joked: ‘Clean up in the middle aisle, I repeat, clean up in the middle aisle, going to need a mop and bucket!’

‘LOL pictured next to the nighties, we are all picking up what you’re putting down ALDI,’ said one woman. A customer replied to them and said: ‘ALDI knew exactly what they were doing here.’

Despite the wild reactions from people, the massager seems to do a great job in fulfilling its intended purpose according to some customers.

‘For people genuinely interested, these work great,’ one replied.

Another added that because their daughter has a medical condition, her muscles cramps and spasm. ‘The heat/cold function is brilliant for her as well as the massage functions,’ they explained.

‘That said, the looks when I go to the checkout with two of them…(need a backup in case one does die or is faulty),’ the customer added.


Key Takeaways

  • The $49.99 hot and cold massager from ALDI's Special Buys catalogue has caught the attention of female shoppers for X-rated reasons.
  • Shoppers in the Facebook groups have pointed out that the massager has a great shape for all kinds of ‘body releases’.
  • Shoppers also joked about the potential for it to be a quick sell-out item.
  • In all seriousness, the massager is said to work well for its intended purpose of relieving muscle soreness.
Did you also find this interesting, members? Share with us your thoughts about the item in the comments!
Now there are people going wild - aaaagh - can’t stand the adjectives you use!
 
In these inclusive, non-discriminatory times, I certainly hope that the directions are given in all the languages of the world (together with easy-to-follow diagrams), otherwise some citizens will be feeling left out. The s/h/its would definitely not like that.
 
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Zemo, if you need instructions, directions and diagrams of where to go you are in serious trouble
Tried reading an instructional manual about the subject once, but I couldn't get past the first "F" word. There were no helpful hints on what to do if I ever found myself in the position or condition or even inclination to do what the instructions seemed to suggest. So, from then on, I just kinda stumbled on without any help from anybody. Seemed to work ...
 
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As much as we love finding unique (and sometimes out-of-the-box) items to share with all of you, we can’t help but raise our eyebrows at some of the products we come across. Like this item found in ALDI’s newest catalogue.

At first glance, it may not seem like it’s worth a double-take, but some ladies are rushing to buy it for an X-rated reason.



In ALDI’s Special Buys catalogue for December 7, customers found a hand-held hot and cold massager worth $49.99 that’s listed under the ‘treat yourself’ subheading. Advertised alongside it are a silky pyjama set, overnight hair masks, and other self-care items.

It’s technically just a regular massager, but many were thrilled to discover this item and shared their enthusiasm on social media.

Specifically, they were excited about the product’s adjustable settings that are ‘designed to suit different areas on the body’. Yes, members, our minds are in the gutter too.

ALDI’s product description states that it is a ‘multipurpose massager’ that can be used for ‘3.5 to 4 hours with vibration’.


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ALDI released its newest Special Buys catalogue recently. Credit: ALDI

Shoppers in several Facebook groups shared a laugh over the massager, and many pointed out that the design was a ‘great shape for all kinds of body releases’.

‘Can it massage all body parts? Asking for a friend,’ said one mum.

‘Is this a good buy? I need a review please so I don’t have to return it if it doesn’t do the job *cough*,’ another woman commented.



Someone else added that it was the cheapest hot and cold massager they’ve seen, and it’s good for ‘holding’ too.

Another lady responded: ‘ALDI coming through with the goods.’ While another warned that the item might be sold out straight away.


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The Hot and Cold Massager can be used for pain relief as well. Credit: ALDI

In a separate Facebook group, the same product was shared with the caption: ‘ALDI middle aisle on Dec 7th is going to be wild’.

One person joked: ‘Clean up in the middle aisle, I repeat, clean up in the middle aisle, going to need a mop and bucket!’

‘LOL pictured next to the nighties, we are all picking up what you’re putting down ALDI,’ said one woman. A customer replied to them and said: ‘ALDI knew exactly what they were doing here.’

Despite the wild reactions from people, the massager seems to do a great job in fulfilling its intended purpose according to some customers.

‘For people genuinely interested, these work great,’ one replied.

Another added that because their daughter has a medical condition, her muscles cramps and spasm. ‘The heat/cold function is brilliant for her as well as the massage functions,’ they explained.

‘That said, the looks when I go to the checkout with two of them…(need a backup in case one does die or is faulty),’ the customer added.


Key Takeaways

  • The $49.99 hot and cold massager from ALDI's Special Buys catalogue has caught the attention of female shoppers for X-rated reasons.
  • Shoppers in the Facebook groups have pointed out that the massager has a great shape for all kinds of ‘body releases’.
  • Shoppers also joked about the potential for it to be a quick sell-out item.
  • In all seriousness, the massager is said to work well for its intended purpose of relieving muscle soreness.
Did you also find this interesting, members? Share with us your thoughts about the item in the comments!
You are all VERY NAUGHTY!!! 😜😂
 
How embarrassing at the check out, for those who really buy it for the right reasons. I wouldn’t buy it at all, even if I needed it. People are very quick to judge and forget that not everyone is equal 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️
 
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