[Luckyus]

There's A Moral Somewhere There​

One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92yo husband in bed with another woman.
She became violent and pushed him off the balcony of their 20th floor apartment, killing him instantly.
Brought before the court, on the charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in her defence.
"Your Honour," she began coolly,
"I figured that at 92 if he could screw, he could fly."