[Luckyus]

Their 40th Anniversary​

John asks his wife, Mary what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. "Would you like a new mink coat?" he asks.
"Not really," says Mary.
"Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" says John. "No," she responds.
"Would some beautiful new jewelry do the trick?" he asks, becoming slightly exasperated. "Nah..." she shrugs.
"What about a new vacation home in the country?" he persists. She again rejects his offer with a "No thanks."
"Well what WOULD you like?" John asks.
"I want a divorce." answers Mary.
"Sorry," sighed John, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."

 

[Sockjoan]

Their 40th Anniversary​

John asks his wife, Mary what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. "Would you like a new mink coat?" he asks.
"Not really," says Mary.
"Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" says John. "No," she responds.
"Would some beautiful new jewelry do the trick?" he asks, becoming slightly exasperated. "Nah..." she shrugs.
"What about a new vacation home in the country?" he persists. She again rejects his offer with a "No thanks."
"Well what WOULD you like?" John asks.
"I want a divorce." answers Mary.
"Sorry," sighed John, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."

Seen that one before.

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Their 40th Anniversary​

John asks his wife, Mary what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. "Would you like a new mink coat?" he asks.
"Not really," says Mary.
"Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" says John. "No," she responds.
"Would some beautiful new jewelry do the trick?" he asks, becoming slightly exasperated. "Nah..." she shrugs.
"What about a new vacation home in the country?" he persists. She again rejects his offer with a "No thanks."
"Well what WOULD you like?" John asks.
"I want a divorce." answers Mary.
"Sorry," sighed John, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."

Lol, well it would be much cheaper if they got separated! Hahaha.

 

[Luckyus]

Seen that one before.

At my age I've never or heard a joke before in some form or another.