Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio are out for a walk. They soon come across a sign that says “Contest for the world’s most beautiful woman”

“I’m going to enter”, said Snow White.

Half an hour later, Snow White walks out and the other two ask, “Well how did you do?”

Snow White replies, “I won!”.

After a while they see another sign, ‘Contest for the world’s strongest man’

An excited Superman says, “I’ve got this”

Half and hour later he walks out and announces, “First place. Did you ever doubt it?”

They continue their walk and the three see a sign ‘Contest for the world’s greatest liar’

“This one’s mine”, says Pinocchio.

The others waited and soon Pinocchio walks out. He’s most upset with tears streaming down his cheeks.

“What happened?” the others asked.

Fighting back the tears, Pinocchio mutters, “Who the hell is Albo?”422914904_10160464698007058_8435354144490470294_n.jpg
 
Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio are out for a walk. They soon come across a sign that says “Contest for the world’s most beautiful woman”

“I’m going to enter”, said Snow White.

Half an hour later, Snow White walks out and the other two ask, “Well how did you do?”

Snow White replies, “I won!”.

After a while they see another sign, ‘Contest for the world’s strongest man’

An excited Superman says, “I’ve got this”

Half and hour later he walks out and announces, “First place. Did you ever doubt it?”

They continue their walk and the three see a sign ‘Contest for the world’s greatest liar’

“This one’s mine”, says Pinocchio.

The others waited and soon Pinocchio walks out. He’s most upset with tears streaming down his cheeks.

“What happened?” the others asked.

Fighting back the tears, Pinocchio mutters, “Who the hell is Albo?”View attachment 40455
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Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio are out for a walk. They soon come across a sign that says “Contest for the world’s most beautiful woman”

“I’m going to enter”, said Snow White.

Half an hour later, Snow White walks out and the other two ask, “Well how did you do?”

Snow White replies, “I won!”.

After a while they see another sign, ‘Contest for the world’s strongest man’

An excited Superman says, “I’ve got this”

Half and hour later he walks out and announces, “First place. Did you ever doubt it?”

They continue their walk and the three see a sign ‘Contest for the world’s greatest liar’

“This one’s mine”, says Pinocchio.

The others waited and soon Pinocchio walks out. He’s most upset with tears streaming down his cheeks.

“What happened?” the others asked.

Fighting back the tears, Pinocchio mutters, “Who the hell is Albo?”View attachment 40455
👍✅Good one!
 

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