Vet543

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The Zebra

One day, a young Zebra was deep in thought when an old Zebra asked him "Penny for your thoughts".
The young said "I am trying to figure out what we are? Are we Black Zebras with White Stripes or White Zebras with Black Stripes.
The older Zebra said " You will have to ask your maker" and the Young Zebra said "Where is he?
The Older Zebra said "Do you see that big mountain way over there? Young Zebra said "Yep" Well, said the Older Zebra " You only need to climb that mountain a get above them clouds and call out for your maker".
HE DID THAT EXACTLY
Then he heard a massively deep voice saying ... "YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE, MY SON" ... and HE was gone.
So the young Zebra came down from the mountain and met up with the older Zebra again.
Of course, the older Zebra said "Well, what did he say?"
The young Zebra said " He only confused thing more because he said "YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE, MY SON"
The older Zebra said "Well, there is your answer, You are a White Zebra with Black Stripes.
The young Zebra thought for a while and said "How do you work that out?"
The Older Zebra replied " If you were a Black Zebra with White Stripes he would have said YOU IS WHAT YOU IS BRO.
 

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