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The Yokel and the Lottery Win
A Yokel farmer and his wife won £5million in the National Lottery and when he asked her what she would like to do first with all the money she said that she had seen an advert on TV for a `Round-the-World` cruise and thought that would be a great idea, it being the first time they could leave the farm in their foremans hands.
They immediately booked passage on PO`s first sailing and away they went to taste life afloat for themselves.
Their first full day at sea they were sat in the `First Class dining room having their first `formal` dinner of their lives. He had on his best Wellies and new braces, she a Little Black Dior outfit. As he got himself comfortable ,braces down, trousers open and silk scarf on the chair back, the `Old Man` made his entrance and stood incredulously watching the antics. Upon taking his own seat he called his steward and asked whom that fellow was. The steward brought him up to speed telling him about his lottery win etc etc. The `Old Man` pondered for a while and the instructed the steward to ask the Farmer and his Good Lady if he would like to join him at his table the following evening.
The steward dutifully conveyed this message to the farmer and his wife.
The farmer gave the steward a quizzical look and blurted out..........
" ARE YOU EFFIN MAD ? PAYING ALL THIS MONEY FOR A CRUISE AND THEN END UP HAVING TO EAT WITH THE CREW"
