[Luckyus]

The Will Reading​

A lawyer was reading out the will of a wealthy man to his family and everyone mentioned in the document.​

“To my loving wife Mary, my rock and without whom my life would have been very different, I leave the mansion in Bel-Air and $20 million,” the lawyer read out loud.

He paused momentarily for his audience to digest this information and then he continued reading.

“To my darling daughter Louisa who supported me so much when my health began to fail and never once complained, I leave my business, my yacht and $1 million,” said the lawyer.

Again he paused momentarily to allow this information to sink in.


The lawyer then continued reading the final section of the will, “And to my brother Neville who argued with me constantly, hated my guts and thought I would never mention him in my will. Well, you were wrong. Hi Neville!”

 

[Jarred Santos]

I love how he gets the last laugh from beyond the grave I'd pay a lot to see the look on Neville's face hahaha

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

The Will Reading​

A lawyer was reading out the will of a wealthy man to his family and everyone mentioned in the document.​

“To my loving wife Mary, my rock and without whom my life would have been very different, I leave the mansion in Bel-Air and $20 million,” the lawyer read out loud.

He paused momentarily for his audience to digest this information and then he continued reading.

“To my darling daughter Louisa who supported me so much when my health began to fail and never once complained, I leave my business, my yacht and $1 million,” said the lawyer.

Again he paused momentarily to allow this information to sink in.


The lawyer then continued reading the final section of the will, “And to my brother Neville who argued with me constantly, hated my guts and thought I would never mention him in my will. Well, you were wrong. Hi Neville!”

Lol, at least Neville was mentioned in his brothers will. Hahaha.

 

[Nichola]

That's a variation on a very old Jewish joke where the wealthy man dies and the will reads much the same until they get to the last bequest: 'And to my brother Louis, who asked me to remember him in my will: HELLO LOUIS!'🖐

 

[AlanB555]

There are not many new jokes, only old one up dated. Jokes told about Bob Menzies are now told about Albanese. Correcting them is boorish

 

[Nichola]

There are not many new jokes, only old one up dated. Jokes told about Bob Menzies are now told about Albanese. Correcting them is boorish

I was not correcting this joke. I was sharing my experience of it, in the humorous spirit that was intended. You are the one being boorish and petulant. Shame on you.