[mick.idgaf]

The Wife tries to outdo the Husband​

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[Dennis]

I never ever asked my wife to pay a bill, even when she offered to pay it on Fathers day.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What can you hold without touching? Your breath.

 

[Bob’s Buddy]

So so good!!!

 

[Veggiepatch]

Touché!

Man 1, Woman 0.

 

[Jarred Santos]

Touché!

Man 1, Woman 0.

The man's regretting that 1 when he's demoted to the couch later that night

 

[Crestwood96]

Love the ME-N-U I have never thought of using it like that

 

[Wandiwa]

The man's regretting that 1 when he's demoted to the couch later that night

Most men love sleeping on the couch, it's like camping but indoors.

 

[Jarred Santos]

Most men love sleeping on the couch, it's like camping but indoors.

I have a feeling that 'most men' happen to have upset wives or partners

 

[UruauP]

Nice one!

 

[Wandiwa]

I have a feeling that 'most men' happen to have upset wives or partners

Back in Medieval times the sport was called Bear Baiting.

 

[Gideon]

Rightly said.