[Cheb]

The Washing Machine​

Husband is walking behind his wife and says,
"Your bottom is getting so big it looks like an old washing machine."
The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking.
Bedtime comes around, the husband starts getting amorous.
Wife says, "I'm not starting the old washing machine for such a small load.
You'll have to it by hand !"

 

[Sethia Soliman]

That's right! You don't mess with wives, ever!