.png){kind=icon}
The Vacuum Salesman
The Smart Salesman: A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman manages to
bully his way into a woman’s home in a rural area.
“This machine is the best ever, I assure you ma’am,” he says.
“It can clean anything. In fact, I’ll give you a demonstration.
If this machine doesn’t remove all the dirt from your carpets and completely clean them,
I’ll eat whatever it leaves!” The woman smiles and asks,
“Would you like ketchup or mayonnaise with your dirt? We don’t have electricity here.”
